Andricessen Horicewitz

we invest in software eating the rice

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Today my nephew asked me what to say to someone he didn't want to play with

I told him that the correct answer is "it's not a good fit at this time, please let me know how I can be helpful"

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When's the Tiger Term Sheets NFT collection dropping folks?

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Today in VC:

Associate yells "OK Boomer" at his veteran partner, and is quickly promoted to "Chief Gen Z Whisperer"

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Holy vc on vc violence

[Andy Biotech @AndyBiotech]

When a tech VC wakes up from a 6yr coma and learns about CAR-T in 2019...

https://t.co/FAGxdOkKOK

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Nowadays if you don't have an in-house chicken coop, you really can't call yourself a tier 1 VC firm.

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You might use Co-star to predict your future but is any fund truly prepared for the immense wave of deeptech innovation that our society will encounter when Bobby Shmurda is freed in Nov 2020?

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Taleb: People are not used to an intellectual who looks like a bodyguard

Also Taleb: *looks like every middle eastern dad ever*

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Who would win in a made up word contest, Nassim Nicholas Taleb or Dr Seuss?

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Best Halloween couple costume this year is Masa Son and Adam Neumann don't @ me

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SOFTBANK JUST BOUGHT ME OFF MY BOARD AND I'M BACK IN THIS BITCH

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@isosteph Let him hit it with 20 Min VC playing in the back if you're real

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@agarwal This is the oddest but best flex ever

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Live footage of Adam Neumann hiding in multiple WeWork offices post S-1 release

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@sarthakgh @vcstarterkit @chiefofstuffs @InfantVC Mfw I'm the pre-A account of parody VC twitter

[Zoë Bernard @zoeSaintBernard]

started reporting out a straightforward story about vc parody accounts

which turned into a story about vcs potentially capitalizing off of making fun of vcs on the internet

https://t.co/0lAxSPRPKp

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@IanRountree Someone's mad they didn't catch a demo day invite

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The only important YC Demo Day graphic:

Showing investors a graph going up and to the right of your company's cap increasing on an hourly basis

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@CindyBiSV Cindy lemme shoot my shot

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Opentable for partners sounded like a great idea till I realized that's just prostitution

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My most important series A milestone will be fathering a small army of children to serve as my engineers in 13 years

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Me looking at my runway