Infant VC

Straight out the incubator. If I put my real birthday on here, I’d get banned 😎

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

Hello Mr. @MikeBloomberg I would like to do a meme add with you please I can help you raise venture capital money too thank you

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

Can someone *please* make @shethinx for poopoo?? I want to achieve my 2020 goal of ditching these diapers thank you

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

@hunterwalk @vcstarterkit @patrissimo My @mom let me watch Billions once because she was “too tired to stop me” and why is the man from that show stealing this baby

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@impcapital @andrewchen @adababyartcrit1 Wow thank you! I’m not as smart as @adababyartcrit1 but I’m honored ☺️

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@vcstarterkit @themikemuu We have a rigorous application process th.. welcome to the team!

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@impcapital @vcstarterkit @homebrew I even came up to $15 but it wasn’t enough 😢

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@irrvrntVC @vcstarterkit @adababyartcrit1 Wow! She’s starting so early, she should come work with at my soil(ed diaper) fund!

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TFW you poop your pants and you’re just waiting for @mom to change you

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@mrmaiko 😭

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

I learned a fun question in school today and I want to share it with you:

What is your favorite color?

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

@adababyartcrit1 You’re so smart! I said “blue”

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@impcapital Wow! Remember me when you’re famous @adababyartcrit1!

And are those Gucci sneakers?? 👀

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

@bentpieceofwire Oh! I’m only in pre-school so I was just guessing based on what I see in all of these smart grownups’ twitter profiles: @stanford, co-founder of [kid’s name], working on something new, @harvard, etc..

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

@Valley_Muse @patrickc @sarthakgh @mom My @mom told me that that’s the goal - to one day have my future in-laws present me with a promise ring. Good luck and congratulation @sarthakgh!

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

I want @patrickc to be my dad please

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@Valley_Muse @patrickc @sarthakgh I hope so too! I want to grow facial hair but my @mom said my “balls will drop” then but I want to keep playing with them so I don’t know

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

@Valley_Muse @patrickc @sarthakgh Good idea! Is your daughter 12 also?

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

@impcapital @adababyartcrit1 A little advice from one baby to one mom: always buy toys please

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

@impcapital Hope you had a fun first day at school @adababyartcrit1! Puzzles are hard but rewarding!

[Infant VC @InfantVC]

@joshmohrer Umm yes please