Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger

Louder than God’s revolver and twice as shiny. Char Aznable war crimes apologist. I know more about Star Wars than you. Lawfully wedded to @sadgurlbecks He/him

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Good Charlotte is a socialist anthem, don’t @ me.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Soon as a bill goes to collections it’s not your problem anymore. There’s a guy in a suit whose job is to ask you for $100. He went to law school to learn how to be a bum. You’re a winner, you don’t talk to people like that anymore. Go buy a sandwich

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

Lebanon isn’t your territory, dipshit. Get fucked.

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

אני משתתף מ��ומק הלב בצער משפחותיהם של מפקד גדוד 52 בשריון, סגן-אלוף דור גדליה בן שמחון, ושל שלושה לוחמים גיבורים ששמם טרם פורסם, השם ייקום דמם, ואני מאחל החלמה מלאה לפצועים בחילופי האש אתמול.

בעקבות ההתקפה הנפשעת של חיזבאללה, שהיא הפרה בוטה של הפסקת האש, הנחיתי אמש את צה״ל להכות בעוצמה בחיזבאללה.

צה״ל תקף למעלה מ-80 מטרות טרור וחיסל עשרות מחבלים. בהמשך, צה״ל תקף הבוקר מפקדות של חיזבאללה בבקאע.

הבוקר קיימתי הערכת מצב עם שר הביטחון והרמטכ״ל.

ההנחייה שלי ברורה: ישראל לא תסבול התקפות על חיילינו או על שטחנו, והיא תגבה מחיר כבד מאוד מ��יזבאללה על התקפות אלה.

צה״ל יפעל לסכל כל איום על כוחותינו ושטחנו.

כפי שהבהרתי באופן חד משמעי, כולל אתמול: ישראל תישאר ברצועת הביטחון בדרום לבנון ככל שיידרש כדי להגן על יישובי הצפון.

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

@InnaVernikov @itamarbengvir “Us”? You’re a New York City councilwoman, not a member of the fucking Knesset. He, on the other hand, is a high-ranking member of the Israeli government, explicitly calling for genocide. Where is the “slander”?

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

@SKingop4 @SADDAY_EVERYDAY @NxtDeterio Come on now. https://t.co/V4fybAYVPj

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

I can understand why you can’t tell the difference between “transgenic” and “transgender”, since you’re functionally illiterate, but I’m not sure that’s a basis for legislation.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Animals should not be used for radical transgender experiments.

This is not science. This is ideological cruelty paid for by the American taxpayers.

Our TRANS MICE Act ends it. No federal funds may be used to conduct, support, or fund research aimed at altering an animal's biological sex.

No hormones. No surgeries. No taxpayer dollars spent mutilating animals in the name of transgender ideology.

This legislation brings accountability, ends taxpayer-funded cruelty, and ensures science serves the public, not ideology.

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

Well, Lebanon has a right to defend itself, so jot that shit down you weird bitch.

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

Hezbollah launched an attack tonight in which 4 Israeli soldiers were essentially incinerated.  I assume Israel will hit back very hard.  No MOU or final agreement will change who these terrorists are.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Hilarious but not surprising to post total victory meme videos on all White House social accounts while Trump signs the Please Help Me I Fucked Up I’m So Sorry I’m All Fucked Up Accords

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[rae 🏒 szn @raeziIla]

yes christians in america make up their own problems and blame everyone else

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

I mean, yeah, “dumb as dogshit white guy whose dad is the only reason he has a job” is a dramatically overrepresented group.

[Ben Mulroney @BenMulroney]

It would cost $50 million to produce, nobody would watch it and as a “cis white man”, I doubt they would consider me for any on camera position.

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

@56Peanuts @TheWapplehouse You may genuinely be gullible enough to believe this but you can’t really expect everyone else to be.

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

I could throw this bitch like a baseball.

[Dissident Wire @DissidentWire]

Nick Fuentes says he now weighs 120 pounds.

Follow: @DissidentWire

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

Nothing says “projection of power” better than fucking up dramatically and then giving your enemy everything they wanted to solve a problem you created. Maybe they can write China a check for 300 billion dollars too! That’ll show ‘em!

[Henry Gao @henrysgao]

The war was never really about defeating Iran, but rather about deterring China by demonstrating that the US is both willing and able to use force when necessary.

In that sense, it was already won.

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

@__Injaneb96 @taliaotg “How dare you suggest I merely lack self awareness? I’ll have you know I’m actually cartoonishly stupid!”

[Fun Ahead 🇺🇸 @heroesahead]

Obi Wan: Let's sell this super expensive ship we're in and buy a cheaper one that works and fly to coruscant

Qui Gon: Hear me out. We put a child in a racecar and sort of see how it goes.

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

I understand that forcing the rest of the world to be unwilling victims of your stupidity is the American pastime or whatever but goddamn man.

[Mark Halperin @MarkHalperin]

Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

imagine the name of a fake restaurant right now. there is a 50% chance it already exists in Toronto, Canada

[Andy “Phantom Spaceman” Danger @AndyDanger]

Jack Ma is still worth 40 billion dollars and nobody in China has to crowdfund for life-saving medical treatment.

Conversely, the United States has the world’s first trillionaire and we’ve seen how well that has worked out for them.

[Ken Cao-The China Crash Chronicle @KenCao_onChina]

Ten years ago, Elon Musk and Jack Ma both looked like avatars of the future.

Musk was building electric cars, rockets, satellites, and AI. Jack Ma was building Alibaba, the crown jewel of China’s internet economy.

Fast forward a decade: Musk is worth $1.1 trillion.
Jack Ma was forced into silence, Ant Group’s IPO was crushed, Alibaba lost its aura(its stock plunged by more than 60% since 2020), and China’s tech sector went from world-beating to politically domesticated.

One entrepreneur was allowed to compound.
The other was reminded who really owns the scoreboard.

This is not just a story about two billionaires.
It is a story about two systems. One system lets madmen build rockets to Mars.

The other cuts down its most successful entrepreneur for flying too close to the sun.

That is why Musk became the world’s first trillionaire.
And Jack Ma became a warning label.