Andy Stocker

Jeopardy, Arthur, Magic: the Gathering. He/him 🆒|Podcast Host: @FalsePodMTG

Also, Upcoming: @RightPsychPod

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

@HobbesQ @wachelreeks Nah, those cards, just like the dying creatures, belong in the yard. I get free discard at the end of every turn!

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

I'll retweet this forever

[Temple of the False Pod @FalsePodMTG]

Happy birthday to the best co-host a guy could ask for, @manaburned ! Thanks for getting me into Magic and being an amazing friend! You once told me "choose the fun option" and I can't top that advice, but as a wise @RhysticStudies once said...

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

@AndrewMagrini @nerdtothecore @VorthosMike Looney Tunes all day every day

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

@ghirapurigears This reminds me of the locksmith bit, "who are you and how did you get in here?"

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

@CatieOsaurus For me, it would end at midnight when my motivation makes a surprise return

[Tomer Abramovici @BudgetCommander]

"This is just a weaker Ob Nixilis!" GOOD! I'm more than happy to play a more chill "Ob" deck at casual tables!

Also "weaker" doesn't mean "weak," drawing 3 cards per turn cycle and being a 7/7 flyer by your first untap is silly good for a 4-drop!

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

I can't believe they put Jim Carrey inside of a rhino

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

@jamieloftusHELP Jamie, I can't imagine. So sorry.

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

@manaburned @KyleCCarson @AndrewMagrini So sorry for the loss, Bruce. Hope you're doing alright. Love you bud

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

@KyleCCarson @HobbesQ This is absolutely a highlight of the month

[The Command Zone @commandcast]

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[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

Anyone I know here help this great voice out?

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

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[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

The Marlboro man wasn't even FROM Marlborough. And if they're trying to hide that, what else were they hiding?

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

They should have giant sushi, and I mean GIANT. LIKE REAL BIG. NO, Bigger than that. BIGGER.

Okay. Call it barrel roll.

BIGGER.

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

@dirtcup_art I love this. I want this framed.

[H.A. @dirtcup_art]

gay people must make art even if it is terrible it is what we r best at

[Tolarian Community College @TolarianCollege]

One million Magic: The Gathering players asked the question, “Is it worth it to subscribe to Tolarian Community College?”

I don’t know what I did to deserve this…but I am so glad that I did it. I promise that I’ll do everything I can to repay this community for what it has given me.

Thank you all. It’s overwhelming. I am so grateful. ❤️

[Andy Stocker @andyweekend]

Whenever I think about golf I always think about angles and then I'm distracted by the refreshing taste of [insert light beer here] and I think to myself, "Damn, it took my six strokes to get out of the bunker but I still made par."