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@EastEndJoe Even though Elon is, by definition, african-american... an N-word Pass.

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@HolydayCity Thanks to @TuncaKarakas helpful post on FB page, The following is for those not in the know or just too lazy to do it themselves (like me, with this one exception). DM me if you'd prefer XLSX ODS PDF or CSV

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@CityofCTAlerts Are there any updates RE completion time for this job?

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@elocWander @JamesBlunt A #BluntGrohl collab would be rather spectacular. A #GrohlBlunt sounds like it’ll send you to a very dark place of paranoia and anxiety… and that’s just from licking the Rizla Blue whilst rolling it!!

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@cbecker_23 @kvastbin @krassenstein @herges @elonmusk Even though your statement is factually accurate (the 2nd best kind after ‘technically’), you must always keep in mind that cults are exclusively identifiable from outside. Hence most religious people cannot realise they are in one and would gladly die on that hill!

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@jerry327755 @Gen_Z_For_Trump @tanyaseda @clownworld I thought the fathers with staunch Christian family values were more the “truck stop bathroom side piece/BF” type. Projecting is such an obvious tell.

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@kevintwining @TheSBTC @pearsoncrz @SpeakerMcCarthy @TeamTrump Communist fascist and most of the other qualifiers are very accurate. But in your midst, he’d never mingle with those still gullible enough to grift from. Oh wait you meant the shoulder rubber not the cat grabber… apologies

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@Sessler @MaryLTrump You spelled “perverse” wrong.

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@JasonP8880 @MaryFerrar3 @Barry4the44th @EricTrump Haha crazy Hillary wasting all those millions on the dossier… I mean how stupid is she?! Dossiers contain documents, how could that possibly damage Dumbold trump’s base? The ones that can read all work for faux news and “Chinese whispers” the headlines to the rest

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@jrspan57 @Alexis202274 @StormyDaniels With “loving God” do you mean the 2nd god Christians worship? The nice one that appeared coincidentally right after Jesus was born? What happened to the original vengeful one? Did he get a spin-off, ie his own separate book?

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@RepMTG Finally she makes sense, yes this is how the law is suppose to work. Prosecute every single infraction of Biden’s and the former pres as well as every single elected official. As a representative they wouldn’t do anything for personal enrichment, would they?!

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@maidenfan37 @bertkreischer @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @marknorm You forgot to say “Ha Ha” after the punchline…

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@MrGold262 @bertkreischer @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake All you’d need for a reunion show is Hugh Dennis!!

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@DrDebraSoh @jordanbpeterson I am WAY too shallow to suffer from that condition!

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@Joefinancepro @MichaelJHarvey1 @EdwardRandolph3 @bennyjohnson Even when following the money it seldom if ever comes back. And after the infrastructure bill was gutted to pass budgetary constraints, your best hope is to declare war on bad railways and have the army fix it, then being the reason for the empty coffers and all.

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@JohnMCaesar @EddyB426 @realStanVG @ananavarro Well it is a possibility his bad syntax and spelling is related or directly caused by the brainwashing he clearly experienced, believing exprez achieved anything besides grifting millions from gov and supporters. All of what he did fits on the wall he never built!

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@sammorril Surely your drinks are chilled. Why not do the same for your ejuice. Try peach mango on ice!!

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@MarkPilgrimZA Been in your shoes. Best ‘advice’ I received “you haven’t lost until you stop fighting”. You might feel you lack the strength to beat cancer, possibly, but here’s the cheat. Chemo beats cancer. All you need to do is survive the chemo. Good luck

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@dgerlesits @justkelly_ok @KyraWil68263950 @xFish_ @DrLoupis Ok someone give me the tldr please. When you say abuse, are you inferring the parents did this of own volition against the child’s wishes? Or am I missing something else that’d qualify as abuse?

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@ADAMDEVINE Excited to… what?!? Either finish the thought after the ellipsis (because the end isn’t implied in context) or use the correct spelling of ‘too’. That would be legen… wait for it…