anna 🍇 BLM 🇵🇸🇨🇩

sure, whatever you say, big guy | she/they

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The prophecy must be fulfilled

[Nadzeya @foulestench]

in sea of monsters, percy jackson completes the quests of the entire odyssey in like a week which took odysseus 20 years
i know my goat

[Shurtiᴴ 💋 @94fearlover]

" louis tomlinson 8 years ago "

what i imagine: reality:

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

what if a beautiful animated movie looked like a Capital One commercial

[i’m just Ben @ItsRainingBen]

Not the official Romeo + Juliet social media account thinking “wherefore” means “where”- the youth really are f*cked 😭😭😭

[Teelo @teelokay]

Honestly I'm at the point where Mike Tyson could go into the ring with a 12 gauge, blow Jake Paul's head clean off and I'd still go "good match, the better man won"

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

if ai has 100 haters i'm one of them if ai has 1 hater it's me if ai has no haters i'm dead. if you use ai to create your "art" or to "write" i respect you less and i do not think you are cool or smart or talented! i think you're lame as shit and your art sucks!

[evan, ostensibly @EOstensibly]

christians who are like "an unplanned pregnancy saved the world" fail to realize that it was arguably the most planned pregnancy in all of human history.

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

need these t-shirts

[Déaglán @PontifexLeoXIV]

Congratulations to Israel for being so universally hated they solved the 800-year long Anglo-Irish conflict

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

no I was reading

[Tactile fremitus on palpation @charity_kirui]

Fully funded masters abroad

[chase @_chase_____]

feel like the day is getting away from me. i hope sitting motionless for the next five hours fixes it

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Hi mate thanks for reaching out via Microsoft Teams. I'm sorry to say I was sharing my screen at the time. Everyone on the call saw your message saying Christine's messed up your SharePoint again and you think she should be executed