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[Daniel Cheung @HighCoinviction]

Everyone shilling $TAO here like it is the second coming of Jesus when in reality it is still a POS.

The real decentralized AI play here is Ritual, which will be releasing a token soon.

[Max Crypto @MaxCrypto]

Successfully wasted my adult life in crypto.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

The most costly trade of the last 12 months was investing in crypto over AI.

Will that change?

[Arkham @arkham]

TOP CRYPTO TRADERS: GCR

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[Ginza @Ginzacrypto]

It is a bit wild how Ansem still has a large platform here considering he played a huge part in ruining crypto as an asset class last cycle

[Ansem @blknoiz06]

this is really long but it is worth reading

[Yonan @yonann]

Tax expert says parents can write off $15,750 by putting their own kids on payroll

"Put them on payroll, you can pay your child up to $15,750 without your child needing to file a tax return"

"That’s a $15,750 deduction"

"Then from the $15,750, you can take $6,000 and stuff it into the Roth IRA, and that money is growing tax free"

[ParkourChef @anonymouschef9]

It’s all a fraud. Ridiculous.

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

Pump and dump activity for $RAVE originated on @bitget @binance @Gate

Call to action for both @heyibinance @GracyBitget to do better and launch internal investigation offboarding the responsible actors.

Offering up to $10K bounty of my personal funds for whistleblowers to come forward privately to share evidence about parties involved

We cannot allow this blatant market manipulation by insiders controlling >90% RAVE support to further extract from retail investors.

[ParkourChef @anonymouschef9]

@BitcoinArchive This is so fucking stupid

[Reflection🪩 @0xReflection]

Hope you all learned your lesson

[Peter Mallouk @PeterMallouk]

The inflation story in one chart:
Where government spending and subsidies are highest, prices rise the fastest.
Where competition is highest, prices fall.

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Here is Microsoft's $MSFT market cap every year since going public

1986: $790M
1987: $2.7V
1988: $3.5B
1989: $3B
1990: $8B
1991: $11B
1992: $19B
1993: $25B
1994: $28B
1995: $55B
1996: $70B
1997: $160B
1998: $270B
1999: $470B
2000: $420B - Steve Ballmer replaces Bill Gates as CEO
2001: $380B
2002: $290B
2003: $280B
2004: $310B
2005: $265B
2006: $235B
2007: $280B
2008: $240B
2009: $210B
2010: $200B
2011: $220B
2012: $255B
2013: $280B
2014: $345B - Satya Nadella replaces Steve Ballmer as CEO
2015: $355B
2016: $400B
2017: $530B
2018: $765B
2019: $1 TRILLION
2020: $1.5T
2021: $2T
2022: $1.9T
2023: $2.5T
2024: $3.4T
2025: $3.7T
2026: $2.8T

[Bags @0xbags]

“I don’t even see the candlesticks anymore, all I see is wintermute, jane street, binance spot seller, saylor twap”

[ParkourChef @anonymouschef9]

@BoringBiz_ HR is a joke industry anyway. Good riddance.

[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

LinkedIn appears to be down. Thousands of professionals are currently unable to tell everyone else they are “thrilled to announce.”

[barneytheboi @barneytheboi]

How did the president of the United States drop a meme coin and slow rug it for hundreds of millions of dollars

And then it just never get spoken of again lmao

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize …half of “leadership” is just scheduling meetings about problems they created

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday

[Culper @CulperResearch]

NEW: We are short Ether $ETH, and ETH-linked securities, incl. $BMNR.
We think ETH tokenomics are impaired following the December 2025 Fusaka upgrade. Vitalik knows it and is selling, while $ETH's most ardent bull, Tom Lee, is throwing good money after bad.
$ETH is going lower.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is still so funny this chick somehow got her way into the Olympics. 😂