Anthony

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i realized that no one, not even my mother or closest friends knows what i’m actually like in the inside of my head, and the only person who actually knows who i am is me

[Ogechi🌹 @OgeDichiVic]

Financial abus€ was at the top of almost every quote I read from feminists today.

So they easily recognized “finåncial abus£” because my husband wanted me to get something done immediately.

But when Sir Dickson asked what they expected a man to do when his wife hasn’t healed from childbirth and he has sexual urges, they said he should remain faithful, understanding, give her time, and stay with her through the process. Chai 😂

Marry Twitter NG feminist at your risk

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Adulting is so strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[Benny Getsamani @B_A_orBP]

dear future wife,

find it & use my card.

[Zaga🍃 @MrChulo__]

Pressure go dey normally, but folding na serious sin.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What a privilege it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

Everything is expensive these days, yet God has never allowed me to go hungry or empty-handed. He always makes a way. How can I not be grateful?

[SKB @seyikanbai]

this Shank skit too sweet abeg 😂😂😭

[99 Majik @99Majik]

Realizing your girl is like the rest for the first time will kill you a little bit inside

[Jay Jay @MachalaDoctor]

Imagine Driving in a tinted car window at night, come wear dark shade, one day Wizkid go calm down tell us who him really be 😂😂

[Billem Dafoe @Billem_DaFoe]

Some will rejoice about this but personally I think this guy showed us the truth about that gender in a whole new way. For years everybody thought that people in the sex industry were being forced. Turns out when given the option, thousands will choose it of their own volition

[Beri🌚 @beri_grizou]

Shank and Sydney as besties was one of their best skit together😂😂💔

[Ehis🦇🦇 @EhisOjeks]

“God bless your parent. If to say them train you, how I wan take dey see breast like this”
Una dey talk oo😭😭

[MR M$NEY @asakemusik]

Eid Mubarak 🌙 Stay in Worship 🤲🏽

[Lwammie @AladyPL]

The security guard and the cleaner at your workplace are your colleagues.

[Ines 🦋 @1inessy]

I mean how?🤯

[Naval @naval]

A “computer” used to be a job title.

Then a computer became a thing humans used.

Now a computer is becoming a thing computers use.

[Anthony @anthony__ue]

Aura Salad 🥗 🔂