Anus Johnson

ayyyyy im anus johnson and I live to stoich

[夏雨婷 @cherylnatsu]

这个跟Jensen出轨的Alice我很熟悉，经常在密码学文章里见到她和一个叫Bob的把机密信息传来传去，应该是间谍

[Ｓｉｒ５０００ 🔜 ❓❓❓ @Sir5000]

Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck

Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck

Jensen Huang:

[redrum @griffisu]

watching my cigarette ash gently dance in the wind before settling in the eyes of a baby in a stroller

[Hero Thousandfaces (they/any) @1thousandfaces_]

The first rule of cybersecurity is to have fun and be yourself

[ken @greeen2me]

awwwwww 😭😭💖

[chase @_chase_____]

i like when a greeting card already has a note pre written in there for you :) then u write ur own little note below it like hi haha that was the card before but it’s me now

[Liste @endliste]

This smile is evidence of the happiness you impregnate me with bro. Thats right. (puts your hand on my cheek—you feel it kick!) This smile is yours bro

[Anus Johnson @Anus_Johnson]

@KickPlants @notlorien You’ve missed a lot

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

was awarded “Least Likely to Succeed”and “Most Likely to Get Emulsified” in high school and guess what? im still here bitch. and i start my new job at the big mayonnaise factory on Monday

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Benson Boone in Barson Noble. I've Fucking seen it All

[Anus Johnson @Anus_Johnson]

I need the Hi lich throw that to the side yuh

[Anus Johnson @Anus_Johnson]

I get those goosebumps every Hi

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

If you chicken butt me I'm not your friend anymore

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Ever since I left the city Hot people who eat croissaints are Poop GOOGLE: Your verification code is Poop (on Hot Ones): and For the Wife perhaps a Quicksand ipod Hi

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past

[isabgol allende @PottyTrainedLad]

in between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is a place—I will meet you there

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @mreatitthru]

I get so Convinced off that Placebo

[Lark @king_of_limb]

seriously messed up the incantation on my terra cotta army and now I have 8,000 animated "worriers" who will not stop asking if I turned the stove off before we left for war

[turbomander @turbomander]

i stole a gnome's hat once and he screamed loud as fuuuuuck 😂 i guess its connected to their nervous system or something lol