Andrew M. Alexander

If masks work, why are the schools still closed.

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@AlexiLalas Hydrate=monetize

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@AlexiLalas There is some seriously poor reasoning going on here.

If one team gets a hydration break, and the other does not, that is an advantage.

If one set of teams (in Houston) gets a hydration break, that's just irrelevant as to whether teams in Seattle should get their own break.

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@JonathanTurley Constitution should be amended
1) eliminate birthright citizenship
2) significantly restrict gun ownership
This is a good right/left compromise

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@whignewtons Don't let the government sell your house for you.

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@AlexiLalas Get a load of this prick

https://t.co/sYLvA0XCmZ

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@whignewtons I thought that ceased to exist in 2024 but WHATEVER! Very clever.

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@JonahDispatch Some candidates are just unacceptable:

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@hunterbaker @BillKristol Also: conservatism will be here after Bill Kristol is gone.

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@DavidAFrench "Five is right out."

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

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@whignewtons

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@JonahDispatch @DavidMMcintosh "That's 64% of all murders."

Is that accurate?

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@JonahDispatch Constitutional Convention
1. Repeal birthright citizenship (terrible policy)
2. Repeal the 2nd Amendment (to get D's to vote for #1)
3. Repeal the presidential pardon power

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@whignewtons https://t.co/75cLJaqizn

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@WCostigan2021 @czabe

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@Martina @ThomasWillett9

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@DraftKings @ShamsCharania Yep

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@Dschrempf @AlaskaAir Turns out there are advantages to being 5'11....

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@ChrisCillizza @washingtonpost I get it but you guys always end up sound like nauseatingly self-absorbed narcissists.

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@TonyReali It's so good. National treasures!

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@andypollin1 Spicy Andy Pollin is the best!