Trevor Bryant

Automate the pain. Washington, DC infosec and DevOps. Knight of NIST. Master of Risk Management. Metalhead.

[Trevor Bryant @apporima]

I saw this on LinkedIn, and gave the rare literal laugh out loud.

[@[email protected] @christruncer]

There are other offensive services CISA does and there are other openings. But this one specifically is for red team, and we are every sense of that, an actual red team.

We don’t do pen tests, mobile app reviews, etc. It’s one of the coolest missions you could join.

[NSA/CSS @NSAGov]

Coffee? Check. Conversations? Already happening. Day 2 of #TechNetCyber is here, and the @NSAgov booth is the place to connect, collaborate, and discuss the future of cybersecurity with our team. Stop by, say hello, and don’t forget to grab some NSA swag while supplies last.

[FedScoop - @fedscoop.bsky.social @fedscoop]

The agency said it needs vendors with an algorithm that can handle a database consisting of more than 1 billion records. https://t.co/QdenHE9J6q

[Josh Jacobson @joshjacobsondc]

DC's 311 app has been broken since May 1, which isn't acceptable for something residents rely on to report sidewalk issues, missed trash pickups, and broken streetlights. I got curious whether the outage actually showed up in the submission numbers. So I pulled the open data. 🧵

[Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency @CISAgov]

🔍 June’s President’s Cup #GameOfTheMonth: "They All Float Down Here” (PC6, R1)! This challenge picks away at several floating-point puzzles. Some are normal floating-point operations and some are bitwise operations! #PresCupPlay now: https://t.co/RDp3Htl40c

[Trevor Bryant @apporima]

@ShawnChittle @crimedog_619 @DiningDrunkDC Lights lookin' pretty good!

[Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency @CISAgov]

Mission PC07 Individuals Offensive was complex, but teamwork prevailed! Your collective skill & strategy proved unstoppable. Congrats to the winning team, “ENOENTHUSIASM” from the @USArmy & @USMC, for completing the mission & rising above the rest! Visit: https://t.co/IykIRV9ZIw

[PoPville @PoPville]

“Chicago’s legendary deep-dish pizza brand Giordano’s is officially opening its first Washington, D.C. location on June 9” Have a look inside and read all the info: https://t.co/TqljNj9JBr

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Turning around and realizing your cat has been quietly hanging out with you the whole time is one of the best feelings.

[Trevor Bryant @apporima]

@GloriousEggroll idk I'd still give you all my RHZ monies because the work you do literally makes everything work

[Trevor Bryant @apporima]

@SouthwestAir found a feature bug

your systems show the KTN received and accepted, and the help staff can see it, but your system doesn't display or print the precheck icon confirmation

[Trevor Bryant @apporima]

@Nick_Barnes Aside from hand freedom, what will you do with that space now?

[Ben's Chili Bowl @benschilibowl]

The Original Ben's on U Street is open again! Grab a booth with your besties to dine in, or order our world-famous half smokes, chili dogs, and chili cheese fries for pickup or delivery at https://t.co/D0nK8s3MaC. We'll see you at 1213 U Street NW.

[Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency @CISAgov]

Your next chapter starts NOW. 🚀 Join team CISA & help protect the systems America depends on with fast, modern, high impact work. Positions close with the 100th applicant so apply now: https://t.co/arFjUkoBF4

[Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency @CISAgov]

Our Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog now includes an online nomination form to make it easier for industry experts and other stakeholders to directly report cyber vulnerabilities exploited in the wild. Check it out: https://t.co/iTByFYlDO4

[USPTO @uspto]

Phishing alert 🚨: Scammers are using [email protected] and other fraudulent domains to impersonation the USPTO and target trademark customers.

Emails from the USPTO end in @uspto.gov.

Red flags⬇️:

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

The Metropolitan Police Department seeks the community’s assistance in locating suspects involved in an assault that occurred at the Chipotle in Navy Yard.

Read more: https://t.co/gNbCBJo2Gm

[Trevor Bryant @apporima]

@endingwithali @FrameworkPuter ali linux

[USPTO @uspto]

On this day in 1968, Hot Wheels raced into stores and became a toy box favorite. More than 50 years later, the model cars still inspire collectors, car lovers, and innovators. @Mattel was assigned U.S. Design Patent No. D681,742 for Hot Wheels’ toy vehicle design. 🏎️🔥