Tore Maras at the Storm Summit 9/12/2026
Speaking truth that very few have had the balls to say.
Please listen and open your mind. The truth can be difficult to absorb when it challenges your beliefs.
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I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.
If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...
We already got it in.
Like...GOT. IT. IN.
We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.
We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.
We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.
Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?
And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.
That was TALENT.
We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.
There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”
And we FOLLOWED MIKE.
We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.
And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.
Eating pizza and watching movies.
Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.
We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.
We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.
We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.
We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.
We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.
So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.
And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.
Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.
We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.
We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.
So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”
Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.
Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.
xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired
A woman admitting to strangling all of her children to death, being exonerated in court anyway, and then masses of women celebrating in the streets while the killer goes on to make millions in crowd funding and lawsuits, is a possibility so grim that I can’t bear to think about it. I don’t know how you move on from that with any faith in the court system or the basic sanity and moral decency of a large portion of the public. It’s a terrifying thought, truly. I don’t know what we’re supposed to do, if this is how it all turns out. Let’s pray that justice somehow still prevails. The alternative is a nightmare.
Bill Gates had no official public health authority, yet he was given a seat at the table in high-level COVID briefings and played a direct role in shaping America’s pandemic response. Private billionaires should not be steering national policy behind closed doors.
🚨 SHOCKING: RFK Jr. just dropped this on live national TV
Lyme disease.
RSV (the #1 killer of American kids).
COVID-19. All of them came from gain-of-function research. His exact words: They’ve been engineering the diseases that are destroying us… and then calling it “science.” This isn’t a conspiracy theory anymore.
This is the HHS Secretary saying it out loud.
“Lyme disease almost certainly came from these experiments and is now devastating our country.”
“RSV came from a laboratory, which is now the biggest killer of children in our country.”
“And of course, the COVID-19 pandemic…
All of those have been linked credibly to gain-of-function research.”
“It’s something with enormous costs and no proven benefits.”
Legendary NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani was disbarred, fined over $148 million, ordered to give up his luxury watches, Manhattan apartment, & cars for simply calling out fraud in the Georgia 2020 election.
Rudy was right, and deserves a major apology.
I stand with @RudyGiuliani.
This federal court ruling should terrify every family...
Federal Court Rules Against Amish Families' Religious Freedom On Vaccines
Faithful Amish parents and schools are now facing $118,000 in crushing fines — or they must vaccinate their children against their sincere religious beliefs that vaccination violates God’s will.
The court ruled AGAIN (even after the Supreme Court sent the case back for review) that New York’s ban on religious exemptions is “neutral.” Medical exemptions? Still allowed. Religious ones? Banned.
This is blatant religious persecution of a peaceful community. Kids’ education is on the line. This ruling could set a nationwide precedent destroying religious exemptions everywhere.
This is outrageous. Religious liberty is under direct attack.
SCOTUS must come in and block this!
Iceland is a windswept volcanic rock where almost nothing grows, and it produces some of the healthiest, longest-lived people on the planet. Have a look at what is actually on the plate.
Lamb: grazed on wild highland pasture, eaten in everything from soup to smoked legs hung in the rafters. Sheep have outnumbered people on this island for most of its history.
Fish: cod, haddock, and whatever the boats brought in. A people that lived and died by the sea for a thousand years, and still eats close to 90kg of fish per person a year, the most of any country on Earth.
Skyr: the thick cultured dairy they have eaten since the Vikings, protein-dense and ancient.
Butter: on everything, without apology.
Eggs: a staple.
Fermented shark and soured ram: the genuinely feral end of the menu, preserved through winters that wanted them dead.
What is barely there: fresh fruit and vegetables, for the obvious reason that the climate spent most of history refusing to grow them.
So here is a population that historically could not have gone plant-based if it had wanted to, surviving on lamb, fish, and fermented dairy through centuries of darkness. The result: a life expectancy near 83, Icelandic men at times the longest-lived in all of Europe, and the lowest infant mortality on the continent.
The vegetables were never the Icelandic secret, because for most of its history Iceland barely had any. The lamb and the cod carried a nation through the dark. They still do.