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fuck.

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If you do me dirty, just know I gossip about it to my Grammy and she hates you too.

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@AlphaMasculini1 The fact that this isn't a satire account is fucking hilarious

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Finishing my 74 page dissertation prospectus: an absolute vibe
Getting approved for early graduation contingent upon the completion of my proposed aims, making me a doctor at age 25: vibe of the century

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@erinfkelley Current mood writing my prospectus. I've said "chronic focal brain damage associated with visuospatial impairment" and something to the effect of "the necessity of using latent variables and network-sensitive measures to predict dysfunction" like 100x each

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@wrecklyss_ Congratulations!!!!!

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@Saraheboon Yes, I highly prefer colorful homogeneous mush.

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And then learn to say things only once and be yelled at bc they didn't hear you or don't remember what you said 🤡

[Laurel Coons 🧬🧬🧬 @LaurelCoons]

Air Date: 2005

Still Relevant: Today

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@image_origins Ah the myth of "mirror neurons" 😒

[Barry B. @justbarryb]

Stephen King is correct.

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@GatorsDaily @jjellyboness If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in 🐊💞

[cappuccino @TheCappuccino04]

nothing can mentally prepare you for the rollercoaster of emotions this video will induce

[beyoncé’s titties @eraxtrana]

you know how insane and absolutely unhinged it is to get mad at a child for crying??????

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@quartzfrog Grad school is so radically different then what felt like endlessly toiling in undergrad. Esp if you go for a PhD you work all day doing super fun stuff you love, teaching students, and hanging out with others who love the same things 😊

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@quartzfrog If you want to suffer, but it's enjoyable suffering that only SOMETIMES makes you cry, yes.

On the real tho, grad school is super fun if you're in a program that values camaraderie and work life balance. Then both work and life are enjoyable!

[Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala]

Pre-workout: I would rather kill myself than exercise right now

Post-workout: exercise is the only thing keeping me from killing myself

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@55foxtrotbravo

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@CAPYBARA_MAN @UponKat

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@AlexBybeeNV 2!