artemis

princeton 22 | success shall crown my endeavors

[levent @__alpoge__]

hello there the jacobian conjecture is false thanx to my close friend akhil for asking about it and my other close friend fable for working during the world cup final

((1+xy)^3 z + y^2 (1+xy) (4+3xy), y + 3 x (1+xy)^2 z + 3 x y^2 (4+3xy), 2 x - 3 x^2 y - x^3 z): \C^3\to \C^3, has jacobian determinant -2, and sends (0, 0, -1/4), (1, -3/2, 13/2), and (-1, 3/2, 13/2) to (-1/4, 0, 0)

[gaut @0xgaut]

Uber is broken. Hear me out.

The space needs disrupting. Think:
- available by flagging on the street
- local drivers with local knowledge
- regulated by the government
- pricing based on distance and time
- conveniently pay in cash

who’s building this?

[Jenn @siufantome]

Why garlic cant just born naked

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

thinking about how good it would feel to be a crab and see 'imitation crab' on a menu...everybody wants me, no one can have me...and on top of everything you're a crab going out to dinner....

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

every day i wake up 🥱

talk to my girls 👯‍♀️

laugh and gossip 😝

reveal something so disturbing about my worldview 😦

order lunch ❤️

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Casting British actors as Americans is fine, so long as you make sure they don’t have resting Brit face. You can vocal fry all you want but it’s hard to believe you’re from like San Bernardino when you look like a direct descendant of Boudica.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

We all deserve more good news in our lives

[sarah 6 you are cursed link in bio @sixsarahsix]

zen obama: uhhh let me be perfectly here

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s sooo important to go w ur mom to stores

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

hold on I’m about to become a body language expert

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

reasons this relationship is problematic

1. she is his landlord

[dr. badvibes @nikitamissle]

keep thinking about this guy on the bus behind me yesterday with an infant who started crying & he just went 'now isnt the time for that. ' and the baby immediately stopped

[Blair @__seab]

Marx is the father of the left because he was always like “the situation is intolerable! But what to do…what to do…hmm…maybe we could publish something…or start another little magazine?”