Ferris Bueller

[Hugh Janus @HughJanus556]

How retarded does a person have to be to think they need AirPods in the grocery store

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

fomo is real

[Woodrow Oates Montague @sadvalueinvestr]

The NYC girlies drinking Aperol in the sun outside my office seem to have no clue what we just experienced the last 60 hours. Maybe there’s more to life.

[Martin Whipplebottom @MartinWhippleB]

Please be a mentally ill Aphi alum, please be a mentally ill Aphi alum

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Almost every single person on a major nba discord got banned because this got flagged lol

[Hyde 💨 @BreatheLesss]

Your iq should fluctuate +-40 points daily if you do serious work. If you don't feel like a rtrd at least x3-4 times per week, you aren't pushing yourself hard enough.

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

I'm 27 and AFRAID of The Brothers Karamazov

[Jim Drunkenmeyer @jimdrunknmiller]

she’s talking about pollen

[Walter Allen @WalterAllen1972]

This kid is fucking incredible

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

i send crazy texts while drinking my morning coffee the way that people send drunk texts

[Ed @ted_pen]

i think even a simple 4-4-2 would tear apart whatever primitive village football league situation they had going at the time

[Leopold Williams, JD @ClubStauskas]

Bullpen game tonight

[Braxton McCoy @braxton_mccoy]

We carved this guy’s face into a mountainside because he cared more about conserving the gifts God gave us than he did about the GDP.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Stop saying these guys are gay. Gay men don't post like this. They're straight men whose misogyny has crossed an event horizon where they can no longer find women attractive because they hate them so much.

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

SEC Burner died here and dropped his loot

[Ferris Bueller @artz_connor]

AM radio rules so much, it’s just old announcers calling sports games and talk shows from some of the most mentally ill non-denominational Christians you’ll ever get to hear speak