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[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@jimmyfallon does Baby come in a board book yet?! This baby wrecked Baby.

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@antoinetteA @seracongi @davecacc

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@Sephora @glamglow how much pressure was used to pack this birthday sample of SuperMud? 20 minutes of cleanup after pulling back the foil

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@target you let me place an order for items YOU DIDNT HAVE IN STORE and I’m the one who has to pay

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@Target terrible customer service today did not hear me out and asking me to return items to the store to get $20 charge taken off my card

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@Target thx for charging me $20 for a gift card I was supposed to receive as a promo except when I got to the store you had none of my item

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@FredToucher I stalked my future husband at a Tom Petty concert

[Dorinda Medley @DorindaMedley]

Yes!!!

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

*Paul Ryan quietly cancels keg order*

[Gianna @giannascal3]

@DScal11 @Anthony_Scal @ascaltreto Jesus is life

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@JackThreads so sad got my order and there's a hole in a sweater 😞

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

It’s almost as if debates don’t have to be about who would bomb ISIS the most and deport immigrants the fastest #DemDebate

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@LGUS bought a fridge disappointed ice maker tastes bad lg sent out tech told us to get inline filter still tastes bad-bad cust serv!

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

Ughhhhhhhh @giannascal3 @Anthony_Scal https://t.co/aTWvem6YIj

[City Of Waltham @CityofWaltham]

Heads up #Waltham! @BrandeisU students start moving back into dorms today. Please use caution on South Street!

[Dorinda Medley @DorindaMedley]

It's getting to be that #time of day....... #napping #housewifery #RHONY #Repost @iRealHousewives

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@7News hahaahah Glinda the good bitch

[Malcolm Subban @Subbz3r0]

My life this past month...

Now watch me Whip
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Now watch me Nae Nae
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[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

Urban Outfitters be like Vintage Lunch Box $89.98

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

it's "unsticking ur thighs from plastic chairs" season

[AllyScally @ascaltreto]

@Benjamin_Moore has the creepiest ventriloquist commercial makes me want to vom