Allison

Kinder teacher ❤️
UW alum 💛
Coach 💙

[mkk @marykatekenney]

saw someone talk about how if Kim K, with all the money and resources in the world, can’t safely and simply divorce her husband without being harassed and stalked, then it’s about time we stop asking women in domestic violence situations the question “why doesn’t she just leave?”

[carlos @ortizcarlos023]

Only bad bitches have glasses but never wear them

[Allison @asearls28]

Is it cheating to have your watch on exercise while you move? Asking for a friend…

[Allison @asearls28]

Sometimes I look at my cat and become filled with so much love that I could actually cry.

[Allison @asearls28]

I spent all night last night cuddling my kitten. I could cry I’m so happy 😭

[Allison @asearls28]

Just heard a 5th grader refer to themselves as “Big Daddy Deluxe” 🤢

[Allison @asearls28]

If you’re wondering what it’s like to date me 2 days ago a person flashed their lights at me while driving and I’m still thinking about it and what I could have done to make that person mad and I still feel bad 😂 #overthinker

[Kate @katemcd_]

I hate the question “what do you do for fun?” For fun? What do u mean for fun? I like to get home after work and lie in a dark room alone. That’s fun to me. Stop making me answer this question pls we don’t need to highlight how much of a loser I am!!!

[Allison @asearls28]

The cheetah is chasing Tarzan and fell off the tree... “so long Cheeto!”

[Allison @asearls28]

I love when we do movies for indoor recess. I’ve been introducing them to some of my favorite Disney movies and their little reactions are so wholesome and pure 🥺

[Allison @asearls28]

Currently watching Tarzan... “I’ve watcheded this afore. He actually turns into a gorilla.”

[Allison @asearls28]

Do I make the adult decision or the fun decision?

[Allison @asearls28]

@katemcd_ I’m so proud of you I could cry!!!

[Allison @asearls28]

Does anyone want to buy me the animal crossing backpack from target? No?

[Allison @asearls28]

@katemcd_ I love you 💕🥺

[Allison @asearls28]

@katemcd_

[Jaremi @JustJaremi]

Sign on to @CoriBush's bill now to hold GOP members of Congress accountable for inciting terror through their attempts to overturn this election. https://t.co/h1KkEpbMJN

[Yvie Oddly (blue checkmark) @OddlyYvie]

Remember when you woke up and thought today was just going to be Wednesday?

[Allison @asearls28]

@OddlyYvie and her sorry not sorry lip sync live rent free in my head. I think about it at least 12 times a day. #DragRace