Ashley Lansdown

Corporate Lawyer, UC Hastings College of the Law ‘14 ⚖️ 👩🏽‍⚖️ lover of justice

[Ashley Lansdown @ashlansdown]

#NavarreteSuarez @espn let’s go!!! 🥊

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

a thread of how marilyn monroe actually looked in real life, in honor of her 98th birthday

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

During an anti-Israel hate rally in NYC, activists were on caught on video chanting: “resistance is justified.” Exactly what is justified?

-Hamas butchering and burning babies?
-Hamas cutting open the womb of a pregnant woman so that the fetus could be left hanging by an umbilical cord?
-Hamas abducting a Holocaust survivor?

If you justify these medieval atrocities as “resistance,” you are not progressive. You are regressive.
You’re not a liberator. You’re an oppressor.
You are not a friend of freedom. You are its enemy.

[Avi Mayer אבי מאיר @AviMayer]

Facts:

1. Footage of the explosion at the Gaza hospital shows it was caused by a Palestinian rocket that misfired

2. An intercepted conversation between two Hamas operatives confirms it was caused by an Islamic Jihad rocket

3. The damage is inconsistent with Israeli munitions

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

Gentle reminder: if Hamas did not send thousands of terrorists into Israel on October 7, murdered 1,300 innocent civilians, and kidnapped 200 babies and elderly women, there would be no war.

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

If a terrorist organization invades American homes and murders and maims American civilians and children and rapes American women and mutilates American bodies and butchers, burns, and beheads American babies and abducts American hostages and guns down hundreds of young Americans at a music festival and massacres 10% of an American town…

Would you expect your government to enter into a ceasefire with the very terrorist organization that committed all those atrocities against Americans on American soil?

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

5 days their cribs are empty
5 days they are alone in Gaza
5 days since they’ve been held by their mothers.

Kfir was brutally taken by Hamas terrorists on Sunday.

Look at him. Help us bring him home.

[Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas]

The people saying “show me decapitated babies” sound a whole lot like the “no way 6 million Jews fit into ovens” people.

[Justin Hart @justin_hart]

The “show me the decapitated babies” crowd is in dangerously close Venn diagram overlap with “no way 6 million Jews fit in those ovens” crowd.

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

Ain’t It A Blessing!? #SuperBowlLVII

[Jake Randall @JakeRandall]

This is who Damar Hamlin is.

This is what should be being shared right now.
And all the prayers that we can.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

They printed me a souvenir at @Jeopardy! yesterday. Eighteen years later and there’s STILL no note about accepting any alternate answers. 😠

[Ashley Lansdown @ashlansdown]

The economy is fucked. One party acknowledges it, another ignores it. We will see how this plays out tomorrow but the economy is more important and relevant to most people than other issues. This is an observation, not a political opinion so don’t @ me.

[Ashley Lansdown @ashlansdown]

@LilNasX All my exes live in Texas 🤣

[Ashley Lansdown @ashlansdown]

@iamrhondamary HAHAHA ditto. I just got done eating a chocolate chip cookie 😂 for no reason lol

[Ashley Lansdown @ashlansdown]

@classicallyabby going to watch today! did you like it?

[American Bar Association @ABAesq]

Many families fleeing persecution in Afghanistan will qualify for asylum, and Pro Bono representation is critical in meeting this need. Learn how to help in our free webinar on January 12: https://t.co/AOsefmYv15

[Ashley Lansdown @ashlansdown]

@HannahDCox haha my SIL is too! We almost got a third cat the other day but then I thought better of it haha. You should adopt this cat! So cute. 😂

[Ashley Lansdown @ashlansdown]

This legit made my day HAHA

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for thinking of leaving my bf because of Danny Devito? https://t.co/4bHucUpWlb

[Ashley Lansdown @ashlansdown]

There’s a special place in hell for people who think it’s wrong when a defendant smiles or expresses relief when they hear the words “not guilty.” That person likely hasn’t smiled in months. Nor have most people believed in them.