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diet coke waterboard 🥤

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@MediumSizeMeech he sounds regular to me? also he's just a kid

the one you gotta watch out for is when people say exacTly with a distinctive t.. truly the worst

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@karine_hsu didn't these guys just have a major scandal about mislabeling calorie counts? so maybe these ice cream pots are actually 700 cal

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@jakebrodes omg nameless woman has a different preference shiiiiiitttt

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@iiiitsandrea drop the coordinates pls

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@sxmswrld oh, well if zumper says it must be true!!

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@ritwikpavan $400 for the ring OK, and how much is the monthly membership?

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

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@Fredfredsonnyc @ShaunAbreu @dahvnyc The crash happened because he was drunk, not because he was 61

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@maisonfrogiela I resent this message

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

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@jrwideman okay I will go look

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@dogsmellsgood Yeah I can do this it's prob pretty common

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@CariSmithbzgp @freakoutsideofx You tell em Cari

[cassia the weathergirl ⛈️ @mousepuppyy]

when you right click copy and paste something does it ever feel like your mouse is pregnant with information. or is that just me

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@20_Houses @hirospiff @justalexoki There are two that are identical. So you'd need to closely scrutinize/zoom in to find this though

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@ccbaker2023 It's Thu through Sun hun

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Feels like we’re gonna have one of those fun days we refer to numerically real soon

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@goodluckkat Do more people move on Saturdays?

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@forestmanjohn signed up