i witnessed a man bite into a kitkat vertically chomping both sticks in half and the sheer chaotic energy has left me shaken he must go to prison immediately
Netflix: Should I play this movie?
Me: No no I'm just looking at it for a second
Netflix: I'll put it on
Me: I'm just literally reading what it is
Netflix: It's playing :)
Mine is that my shoelace gets trapped in an escalator and I get dragged to the bottom and the flesh is stripped from my body and I have to live my life as a skeleton
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