mr construe

a new surprise every day

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Never over explain

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[looking through magnifying glass] only a family function could have gotten him this faded

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step 1 say "I can do this"
step 2 believe it

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@sardine_enjoyer In this way all 13 year old boys are bruh girls

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@kingdessalines Louder for those in the back 🗣️

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Theyre calling him the whitest man yet

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

This morning's dream took everything from me… I’ll spare you the details. I’ve actually forgotten the details. I’m not sure what occurred and what was lost but I grieve for something. Well, I feel okay. Whole, even. Quite frankly, things have never been better

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I’m im unlocking the truth on posting2

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I’m no one today and nothing tomorrow

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@sprawlgodx Help a brother out

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@lily814119662 Never put a cap on your potential beast

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@sprawlgodx Whenever I’m walking around somewhere new I hear the main theme in my head

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@heleiduej Me and you both Edward chestnuts

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No you misunderstand, I have seasonal effective disorder. August hits me like vyvanse

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All llms revealed to be mechanical Turk, 100 Indian men in computer room, but then all 100 Indian men revealed to be immortal wizards, so nobody’s too mad about it

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Getting my dad into nueva trovo by calling Silvio Rodriguez the Cuban Jim Croce. Lord forgive me

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You’d think it would be funny for them to teach me the last day of math undergrad why you can’t divide by zero but it was terribly sobering

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@TimAllenItalian I’m complacent here it’s true

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my 300 lb son Greighdon has little to no power over me now that I’ve fully incorporated the mindfulness routine I found in my book with the swear word title

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@quentinscobie Didn’t you say you regretted not studying maths

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@Someone199912 @bigguccicraigy

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Where were u when you learned it was profitable for everything to slowly get worse forever