@geomr Hello Martin. Goats are normally very friendly and affable fellows so I'm surprised to hear this. I can only imagine that you taunted them somehow. Might that be it Martin? Might it?
@WandsworthRadio Morning Goatfans. I'd go for 10 duck sized horses. Just the right size to get headbutted. Presuming they'd also have 10 duck sized horse lunches they'd be leaving on their way out.
@wulyum@WandsworthRadio @WandsworthDD Pros are immeasurable Life can only get better with a beard. We've had Movember, now we need Beardcember. #GrowABeardForSanta
The only cons are the gender limitations for ladies wishing to participate.
@WandsworthRadio Good morning Wandsworth and beyond. My question this morning is this: Would Darth Vader's character have been improved or lessened if he had a pet goat as a constant companion?
Then, same question re Capt. James T Kirk
@WandsworthRadio Never, Ian. For health and safety reasons. Christmas songs encourage wassailling, and wassailling in public can be fraught with danger. #mulledwine#slipsandtrips
@WandsworthRadio Well I asked my old zebra drinking mate Zoe and she said 'humans need to get over the whole monochrome thing & realise that Zebras are nature's own mindfulness colouring-in templates. Don't see the stripes, see the opportunities for rainbows.'
She was a bit drunk though.
@WandsworthRadio The answer's already in the patient's notes. 'In the desert you can't remember your name'. Amnesia & depression is my diagnosis. Sad case.