Ask Jeeves

It’s almost time to Ask again… ⏳🤫

[Ask Jeeves @askjeevesagain]

@2012Studies @Viral_Ben @MikeGapes @NickCohen4 AskJeeves is a prestigious search service. In keeping with our company ethos, our butlers are not permitted to search the refurbished Grand Library for terms like “prolific sex pest” or in combination with other search terms, like for example “octopus”. I hope this helps Kelvin?

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We look forward to revealing more over the next few days, and hope that our users will embrace the changes ahead and join Ask Jeeves on our mission to provide the most advanced, innovative and unique search experience imaginable. Let’s Make Asking Great Again! #MAGA #AskJeeves

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📣 Important Announcement 📣

After many years providing a unique, butler assisted search experience, Ask Jeeves is sad to announce that we will no longer be using trained butlers to process search queries. Please rest assured that this decision has not been made lightly.😢 1 / 4

[Ask Jeeves @askjeevesagain]

This change represents a radical shift in the way we operate and will take Ask Jeeves to the next level. We understand that this may be a significant change for our users, and we want to assure you that this new method will provide the best possible search experience. 3 / 4

[Ask Jeeves @askjeevesagain]

While the details are still under wraps, we promise that this change will be a radical shift in the way we conduct searches and will launch us ahead of our competitors! Stay tuned for more updates from Ask Jeeves as we make our triumphant return to the search engine industry! 🧵

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For our old and new followers alike, a short thread 🧵 to catch up on our history, and recent events. As you may already know, Ask Jeeves was once the major player in the search engine industry, known for our unique approach of using butlers to assist with search requests. 1 / 5

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As a result, Ask Jeeves was forced to go into a temporary hiatus while we searched for a solution. After many difficult months, Ask Jeeves is the phoenix from the flames! We have secured new funding and we’re very excited to announce a major change to our search services. 4 / 5

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🚨 We have a game-changing announcement coming your way in the next day or two. This will be a radical shift in the way we conduct our searches, and we can't wait to share it with you. Keep an eye on this account for more information – you won't want to miss it! 🫢 #ComingSoon

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@BadStairlift @altgazza Two years 😢

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@altgazza Sorry, but we’re not quite there yet Tony! All systems go soon enough! 😇#ComingSoon #AskJeevesAgain

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We’re almost ready for you to Ask again… 🤭 #ComingSoon #AskJeeves

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@altgazza @amyinthesky @Viral_Ben @TreborRhurbarb Thank-you Sir! We are trying desperately to raise a modest amount towards a reward. #JusticeForJeeves 🔥

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We would *love* to be the official search engine sponsor of the great Streatham Rovers @StreathamRovers! 🤩 How do we make this happen? 💫🤞💰 #AskJeevesIsOnTheMapAgain

[Richard Cawdron @richardcawdron]

@askjeevesagain I feel it's in the @StreathamRovers universe. The only football club that would still use the Ask Jeeves search engine like it's 2001.

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@Viral_Ben @SeedheadVardy @altgazza Why? #EveryLittleHelps 💰🤏

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@Viral_Ben @SeedheadVardy @altgazza A most unfortunate incident Sir! #WeGoAgain 💪 #ButlerPowered

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@Viral_Ben @SeedheadVardy @altgazza Do you have an account with us?

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@Viral_Ben @SeedheadVardy @altgazza We’re almost ready Sir! #AskJeeves