Ashley M. Misener

Wife, Mother, Lover of all things Buffalo, Leadership and Diversity focused 🌃

[Ashley M. Misener @astrobele]

@ChipotleTweets our PTO is supposed to be hosting a fundraiser today and the store isn’t aware of our fundraiser and no one is answering any phones. Is someone able to help us?

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Never thought I'd see the day when I agree with Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Marjorie Taylor Greene...

... but they're ALL calling for the 25th Amendment to be invoked to remove trump from office.

What a bizarre moment in time.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for sex trafficking minors to GHOSTS apparently, because not one other co-conspirator has been charged.

Oh wait, we have the names. They're just all conveniently redacted.

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

People out here worried about how American athletes represent America but not worried about how the President represents America

Make it make sense

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Barack Obama went to Columbia and Harvard University.

Michelle Obama went to Princeton and Harvard University.

Donald Trump went to Epstein's Island.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

I actually like this. You know the game is over. Get it off your chest. Fuck it.

[Ashley M. Misener @astrobele]

@JoeAndreessen I’m sorry for awkwardly staring at you walking into the hotel. I wanted to yell, “my son is a Sciole kid!” and I couldn’t get the words out 😂

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My father once told me the secret to a happy marriage.

“Stay out of the kitchen. Let her handle the holidays.”

I was 19. He was in his recliner.

My mother was cooking for 14 people.

She’d been up since 5 AM.

He’d been up since the football pregame.

I didn’t think anything of it.

That’s just how it was.

Fast forward 20 years.

I’m in the recliner.

My wife is in the kitchen.

She’s been up since 5 AM.

I’ve been up since the pregame.

My daughter walks by and I see her watching.

Not the TV.

Her mother.

Then me.

Then her mother again.

That’s when it hit me:

She’s taking notes.

My father taught me that holidays were for men to rest and women to work.

He didn’t say it.

He showed it.

Every Thanksgiving.
Every Christmas.
Every Easter.

The recliner passed from him to me like an inheritance I never asked for.

This morning I woke up at 4 AM.

Not for content.

For the turkey.

My wife found me in the kitchen at 6.

She didn’t say anything.

She just stood there.

Then she cried.

Your kids are taking notes.

Not on what you say.

On where you sit.

The recliner is an inheritance.

Be the generation that stands up.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

So, your government says the Epstein files are a hoax, but the hoax, which doesn't exist, is also a threat to national security.

👌

Sounds legit.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

$1B on an airplane none of us will ever fly on, and $200M for a ballroom none of us will ever dine in, but we can’t “afford” to feed hungry kids.

[Jim Osman @EdgeCGroup]

Just got off the phone with the CEO of one of the largest mortgage lenders in the U.S. — mortgage delinquencies are up 200% in 6 months.

People aren’t just stretched. They’re snapping

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: A Florida meteorologist just went on air and said he can’t accurately report the weather anymore, because Trump’s DOGE cuts gutted the satellite data he relies on.

We’re not just defunding science, we’re sabotaging public safety.

And for what? So a billionaire surveillance firm can get another contract while Americans can’t even get a hurricane warning on time?

[Ashley M. Misener @astrobele]

@WaltDisneyWorld This didn’t age well. Still waiting for a refund 🙄 @WaltDisneyWorld no one seems to be able to help.

[Ashley M. Misener @astrobele]

@WaltDisneyWorld It’s pretty frustrating when you keep getting bounced around and pretty much being told “too bad” you couldn’t fly in a hurricane. Disney kept promising to honor tickets and help customers and all I keep getting is a run around. Super unfortunate.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If you don’t consider this to be classified info about imminent war plans, it *may* be that you’re too partisan to recognise the truth when it slaps you around your tribal chops. If this had happened on Biden’s watch, Republicans would have rightly gone berserk.

[🚜🇺🇦Steve Blurryenko🇬🇧🦈 @TankieSlappa]

Possibly my favourite #SignalGate meme so far 🤣

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

I've started to realize that Anne Frank and her family wouldn't have been safe around a lot of people I know and loved and once respected.

That's not something you get over.

[Ameshia Cross @AmeshiaCross]

Saying "America is back" while the stock market is crumbling, unemployment is rising, the costs of living is increasing, veterans are getting fired and democracy is falling...Trump what is America back from?

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Dear Donald Trump:

1) "Asylum seekers" are NOT immigrants who escaped insane asylums. They are refugees escaping oppression

2) "Transgenic" does NOT mean "transgender." It means an organism or cell that has been genetically altered

Maybe try googling next time

k bye,
America

[Ashley M. Misener @astrobele]

@mrddmia This is disgusting.

[Vera Bergengruen @VeraMBergen]

Trump in September 2024: “Vote Trump and grocery prices will come tumbling down.”

Trump in December 2024: “It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard.”

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