a fucking alien cat

i am your imaginary son

[a fucking alien cat @astrognarp]

black box recorder if they were newscasters: “900 dead in Jonestown”

[a fucking alien cat @astrognarp]

Potato on that beat

[Willie @Willie600640663]

You would like me

[holy terror @PleasantAndEvil]

I am demonstrating normal behavior

[Seo ᛪ༙ @katraii02]

all this evil shit is happening to me because i didn't forward that chain message to 15 people when i was younger

[a fucking alien cat @astrognarp]

crying my fucking eyes out because I’ll never have long skinny legs and a cock

[Miles @milesis_missing]

girl i'm bored let's write something creative without the use of ai and furthermore not harm the environment #bylertwt

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

f* brocili and f* homewerk

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

they might be giants just kidding

[Scotty @scottyneedslove]

sometimes i want to kms just to prove a point

[Horse Hater @HorseHater69]

heavy is the penis of the man that balls

[joey @joboduj]

sorry i'm out of it i just haven't had a burger in minutes

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

i care so much about everything and i feel everything so deeply and i think im going to die soon

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

be honest with me bro do i float your boat

[a fucking alien cat @astrognarp]

deer when car: 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[a fucking alien cat @astrognarp]

I’m not an impulsive liar I just tell the truth in a way that makes no sense

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

trans rights

[a fucking alien cat @astrognarp]

I picked up something with my toes and threw it the other day. I felt pretty primal.

[a fucking alien cat @astrognarp]

I may look like a duck and quack like a duck but I SWEAR I’m not a duck

[mrmr @Researchermrmr]

Been seeing N word counters above people's heads. Somehow my dog got one by accident.