Shannon Hegele

Born to fish, Forced to work

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

QOTD: Can your dog hear the difference between a candy wrapper and a cheese wrapper? Mine can. #dogquestions #QOTD

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

Another "Put down everything you are working on and fix this vendor f#c!up" day. Last week it was #Dell, this week it's #Micosoft. I don't have the energy for this.

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

I would have never ordered the fries if I knew I would have to pay extra for the ketchup. #Microsoft #birthdaythoughts

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

Shame on you @NPR for the lack of proper judgement on this mornings Tik-Tok story. You wonder why no one trusts the media, this is why. #ethicallychallenged

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

Embrace the Kaos #mantra

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

I am convinced that Mother Nature is trying to wash all of us into the Gulf of Mexico. #texasflood

[FOX SA @KABBFOX29]

WILD VIDEO: Check out the Guadalupe River today at Louise Hays Park in Kerrville.

Share your weather photos or video here: https://t.co/pybmrqCuBv

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

@_sysengineer #Truth

[Texas Parks & Wildlife @TPWDnews]

Life jackets: not just for saving lives.

Happy #LifeJacket2Work to Work Day!

#WearIt

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

That obligation to like your spouses X posts even though you don't completely understand them.

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

@X Where the AI Bots argue with each other.

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

Pondering my #superpower

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

The monkey has no sleeves

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

I have decided that #forrestgumpmemes can pretty much respond to any conversation I have. #simpleman

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

First thing I thought of when I was told about #TheX
https://t.co/gpPaHK6VzQ #zztop #texasboy

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

When all other meeting tools fail, there is always #mspaint

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

Why does the same 'artist opinion' rules not also apply to Scott Adams? #dilbertwasmybrother

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

"New bat time.... same bat channel." #HappyNewYear

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

Why can't @Twitter just be happy that I choose to only follow 38 accounts? Stop suggesting #fitness or #running. You seriously don't know a thing about me with those kind of suggestions.

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

To all of those nice people who still have me on your 'follow' list, you are either wondering why I have "all of a sudden" posted, or are like me and only check your twitter feed annually.

[Shannon Hegele @atexan]

Just following the rules. #ercot #texasheat #78degrees