Assley Furniture

JD Vance’s drag account. GRU Codename: Vladimir Futon. Convicted sectional predator. Guyliner & Furniture enthusiast. Thiel puppet. All I do is take vacations!

[Assley Furniture @atom_attic]

@RpsAgainstTrump If RFK Jr could do heroin and become health secretary, imagine what I could do on fentanyl!

[Assley Furniture @atom_attic]

@hughfuckinglass @EtchAic @richard_normal @FBI

[Assley Furniture @atom_attic]

@EtchAic @richard_normal Not enough if you ask me

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Assley Furniture @atom_attic]

@GovPressOffice Everything is just a distraction for the pedophile in chief

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Fuck Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

MORE Trump Corruption exposed!

Albanians below are battling police in Tirana over Jared Kushner’s luxury resort bulldozing a protected flamingo lagoon.

Albania fast-tracked the deal on Dec 30, 2024, just days after Trump’s election win.

Then Trump rewarded them with Javelins, a $6B gas deal, and Prime Minister Rama getting a seat on his Peace Board.

The Trump family grift hits Albania but those people aren’t having it. “Albania is NOT for sale!”

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

The tapes from these cameras?

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

It’s been 3 months since Trump demanded unconditional surrender. Currently we can’t reliably get a boat through the Strait of Hormuz.

Humiliating display of weakness on the world stage.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Every single person behind this cover-up needs to be investigated.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

A lot of people don’t know Trump has a “p” … for pedophile protector

[Assley Furniture @atom_attic]

@GovPressOffice Everything is just a distraction for the pedophile in chief

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Trump promised not to “touch” Medicaid.

Now he is cutting it by $1 trillion and taking health care away from patients with cancer, AIDS and other life-threatening diseases to pay for tax breaks to the top 1% and his wealthy campaign contributors.

Unimaginable cruelty.

[Assley Furniture @atom_attic]

@WhiteHouse If you’re going to MSG on Monday wear your earplugs. Will be the loudest boos in history.

[Assley Furniture @atom_attic]

@FBI_Response They were all found in the homes of J6ers

[Assley Furniture @atom_attic]

@FBI_Response They were all found in the homes of J6ers

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

[Assley Furniture @atom_attic]

@WhiteHouse If you’re going to MSG on Monday wear your earplugs. Will be the loudest boos in history.

[Covie @covie_93]

You didn't pay $1 billion for trump's ballroom, turns out you paid $50 billion in contracts to the companies who donated millions to build the ballroom.

[Epstein File Search @epsteinsearchin]

"If we found six men they were hiding in two hours, imagine how many they are covering up for in those three million files."

Rep. Ro Khanna, February, on the DOJ file review.

Six names in two hours. Three million pages still sealed.