Atomic Turdburglar

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@TeslaGhareib @kevinxu It's not my opinion, it's a mathematical fact that investing lump-sum is better than DCA. Anyway my concern is the lack of diversification

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@TeslaGhareib @kevinxu Yep but the issue isn't about DCA, it's about diversification

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@BrentWags12 @mycolnunz23 @nyknicks I think he's wearing the rare Nike Air Buck Williams here. #52, LOL

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@jayleaton @marclou That's why time horizon is important too. He's looking at a 20 yr period and assuming the market will be up 9.9% p.a. on average by the end of that

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@kevinxu Kevin Xu sucks

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@realStevenRea @TMZ Sounds like I'm safe then

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@crazyclips_ Googling how to become a Bosnian citizen....

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@MikeyTkacz @TshephoSes @TMZ Kevin Spacey, Mahmoud Abdul Rauf, Jussie Smollett, obviously Harvey Weinstein, R Kelly, etc but they actually went to jail

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@KalshiSports @TheDunkCentral @TMZ 💀😂

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@theviolentmango @pce122 @RealCandaceO Looks like Russian (Cyrillic alphabet)

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@geemultani24 @LegionHoops @JakeLFischer Bronny

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@TMZ Does that mean I should be buying shares in Johnson and Johnson now?

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@TMZ Looks natty

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@DonCryptoDraper @disclosetv From what I heard, because they all embraced the "Brace, Brace" position, they we're fine

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@TMZ What's that mounted on the bottom of his pistol?

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@WorldPastDemons @GeneralMCNews By stop making it

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@wealthonmars @LegionHoops Can't tell if you're talking about points or kids

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@Survivor_1947 @TMZ So he chose asshole

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@A_M_B_I_E_ @NBCSWarriors You think these guys seriously give AF about charity??? Especially when they can't write it off against their taxes....

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@GSWBallReport @boardroom Found traces of ice in his veins