Atul Pandey

Up for a world where slapstick deserves better than selfie stick!

[Shubhangi Misra @shubhangi_misra]

Can you believe that the income of 6 small Gujarat-based parties exceeded that of national parties (minus BJP) in 2023-2024?

Investigation into the strange world of India's paper parties:

https://t.co/lAN5b2XDSD

[Atul Pandey @atulmailing]

I’m low key surprised that people keep falling for such scams. We live in such a low trust society now that steering clear of anyone approaching you on streets/airports etc. is the only default.

[Saharsh @whysaharsh]

NEW SCAM IN MUMBAI 🚨

two punjabi boys will come to you, dressed in good branded clothes, they will start talking to you nicely and show you photos of their Langar Seva and they will start telling you stories in softest voice showing you a notepad with people’s name and (1/n)

[Atul Pandey @atulmailing]

Haan to bhai tu kar de clarify.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

People who were glad they could burn their NCERT Mathematics textbooks after they passed Xth board, are claiming GDP numbers must be dubious, coz they couldn’t understand the calculations.

The disgruntled babus who were booted out of North block, have realized they can easily fool these sociology graduates sitting in the studios. So they act all pious and spew jargon, and all the guys whose IQ has reached voter registration age , take it as gospel truth.

“Guys, 2 + 2 maybe 4, but does a common Indian’s lived experience suggests that? That’s our debate tonight at 9 PM”

[Atul Pandey @atulmailing]

I don’t think so there is a better way to reflect than going to your Shazam history .

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

Whatever you are saying is being done by both the NITI Aayog and independent NGOs. Yet you see what you see. Groups of two in unruly states, take permission and what not?

Respectfully sir, your suggestion is slow, boring, unconnected to reality. Much like the present system!

[ABP News @ABPNews]

जयपुर : तबेले में बच्चों का भविष्य! जिस स्कूल को CJP के कार्यकर्ताओं की पिटाई वहां से देखिए Ground Report

@moinallahabad

#Jaipur #Rajasthan #Bagru #SchoolVisit #CJP #SchoolNews #LatestUpdates #ABPNews

[Atul Pandey @atulmailing]

CJP knows that street fights will do the government more harm than good. You run away after a hit but the video keeps playing for 25Mn followers.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Fighting on the streets is a double edged sword. Street justice isn’t fair, you realise this only when you are at the receiving end.

That’s why we have a democracy. To win trust of the people. Get to power. And make the change. CJP will realise.

[Ashutosh Ranka @AshutoshRanka]

आपसे ज़्यादा नाकारा, नाकाबिल और भ्रष्ट शिक्षा मंत्री पूरे देश ने नहीं देखा।

आपमें दम नहीं है कि दो मिनट शिक्षा के मुद्दे पर बात कर ले। आपको सिर्फ गुंडागर्दी और हिंसा फैलाना आता है।

हमारे बच्चे भैंसों के तबेले में पढ़ते रहे, इससे आपको कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता। आप चाहते है कि पूरे प्रदेश के बच्चे आपकी तरह अनपढ़ और गुंडे बने।

आपका टाइम खत्म हो चुका है। जितनी गुंडागर्दी करनी है कर लीजिए।

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

Washrooms in govt schools in 2026!

Kids in rural India are being treated worse than animals.

[Atul Pandey @atulmailing]

@Aakarsh_91 Long back. Unfollowed for all the preaching.

[Atul Pandey @atulmailing]

@adamscochran @hthieblot The first thing that came to my mind

[Atul Pandey @atulmailing]

I think we should let the anchors be. Massive criticism has brought them to insta and x with a 100% increment in idiocy.

[Sushant Sinha @SushantBSinha]

Asli Godi Media Kaun hai..
Part-1
(Don’t miss the end)

[Kaushik Raj @kaushikrj6]

Who would have thought that a movement which started from this 6-word post would take away the position of a Minister who was in the cabinet since 2014. Unbelievable! Crazy!

[Atul Pandey @atulmailing]

@RanvirShorey Modi govt has managed to consolidate its base I feel. Its a rational decision and rationality is always rewarded

[Atul Pandey @atulmailing]

Bas yahi chutiyap se bachna hai

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

गया धर्मेंद्र, अब नरेंद्र!

[Ajit Anjum @ajitanjum]

हैलमेट में अपना चेहरा छिपाए दिल्ली पुलिस का ये जवान एक लड़की के माथे पर वार कर रहा है . पुलिस वालों ने सारी सीमाएं तोड़ दी .
पुलिस की ये लाठियां सरकार को भारी पड़ेगी .
@CPDelhi @DCPNewDelhi @DelhiPolice वर्दी वाले इन अपराधियों के खिलाफ कब कार्रवाई होगी ?

[Atul Pandey @atulmailing]

Badass :D

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

We are relieved and grateful that Sonam sir has ended his hunger strike after 26 days.

Thank you, sir, for your extraordinary courage and sacrifice. By putting your own life on the line, you awakened the conscience of an entire nation. Your life is far too precious to this country.

The Cockroach Janta Party’s peaceful protest at Jantar Mantar will continue until Dharmendra Pradhan resigns.

[Aaraynsh @aaraynsh]

Prime minister had to come out himself with a recorded selfie video at midnight shows how bad the situation went for the government. Never seen him coming like this for any internal issues in the past 12 years. Even they didn't expect this to get dragged this much!

[G @wtffgauravvvv]

Naseer Sir Naseer Sir Naseer Sir. ♥️

[barkha dutt @BDUTT]

On the ground at Jantar Mantar I ask @SauravDassss of @Cockroachisback when there might be another round of talks with government , his response to PM Modi tweet on NEET Exam, the violence last night at Tolstoy Marg and what the path ahead is as protests take place in multiple other cities. More ground reports here https://t.co/y349lZ2fTT