Austin Mongoose

Just arrived from San Marcos and I'm hungry

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@Austin_Cobra I'm coming for you. Check your 6, snake.

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@WithoutReports @theUofAustin @EvilMopacATX @Austin_Cobra reported

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

snakes be like lesss go!

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@briangaar @andreagrimes @Austin_Cobra the enemy of my enemy...

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

I was gonna start my diet this week, buutttt... https://t.co/L4Ff7SBkRO

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

Today in "summer of snakes" news: Escaped king cobra on the loose in Florida, officials say http://t.co/m6tOqHSAGa

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

so many #cobras, so little time #truth

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@AdamTweetsBest @pbpost Correction: there were 5 this year but let's just say I'm a huge fan of Space Mountain!

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@Austin_Cobra @HEB I call it "Menu"

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@huntleigh041 @keyetv @BobbyJindal I guess that's what the media wants to call a chomp of the face. #mongoose #ftw

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

Best. Summer. Ever. #summer2015 https://t.co/lbG91mgXGe

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

Cobras, copperheads and more: 5 stories that prove it's the summer of snake news in Texas http://t.co/B7GTarmlKi

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@statesman Y'all - I put a rat snake in my BBQ like every weekend!!! #cobra

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@keyetv Everyone is lucky this is still in my jurisdiction. You think @BobbyJindal has a mongoose on speed dial? #thinkagain

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

Any other #Texas #Cobra wanna f*ck wit me? I could use some beach time. @PortATexas I'm looking at you. #RIP #Sharkeys

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@Tea4gunsSC @J_DReed @scottbraddock I don't mind cobra on a nice @ellagofoods chip. That said, cobra sashimi is the bomb. #nochip

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@J_DReed @scottbraddock who do you think backed him into that corner? Now I need to waste an afternoon in H-town.

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

Bit https://t.co/HmInSFo3vk via @outsidemagazine oooooh, this makes me so mad

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@JadeHelmCobra will bring back all snakes for the training, per instructions.

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@JadeHelmCobra checked in, got chipped and tattooed. Short furlough to respond to a coral snake in Circle C.

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

This is just sad https://t.co/s1iiuE0pCc

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Here's the story if you missed the news https://t.co/Tkk12ZP0NX

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

Let Us Remember The Austin Cobra | Texas Monthly http://t.co/5B6CvqdWB0

[Austin Mongoose @austin_mongoose]

@TimothyBraun42 we don't typically overthink things. I'll prob just hunt for snakes and try to bite em. Maybe hit up magnolia cafe.