avery

In real life I'm nothing like the person I am on here. Maybe. I don't know.

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@pcorway @lispbiftatits I don't think that's true. It's actually normal to not want sex all the time!

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@saymobeendead @love_____bug @transjgballard One is just an unconventional take on a normal thing ("For Your Consideration" campaigns for the Oscars) whereas the other is a director having a pathetic crisis in a subreddit for movie theatre employees

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@saymobeendead @love_____bug @transjgballard If you can't see the difference between these 2 things you have probably lost all sense of perspective

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@totallyrealbela @cartjams The Big Lebowski

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@LVMisesSupport @vptevo An incredibly close election all things (Watergate) considered

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@midnitelunch @Ausdom888 "every bit of effort" The retard sat in front of the same fucking bookshelf lol

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The bends is the only radiohead album I give a shit about anymore

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@filosfaded @_youmadeit I'm even a fan of most of GNX but this song is some of the most tryhard ridiculous sounding shit ever

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My whole feed is people talking about dating and it's tiring. Can we stop

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I can always count on the neutral white lighting of a Uniqlo to make me look like a horrific deformed mess

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@Dravarden @AussieFuckery @Larryjamieson_ I know but it's not a good tweet. Most of the examples given are shit, pretentious and it's trying to pathologize completely reasonable statements. Garbage pseudo-intellectual nonsense

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@Dravarden @AussieFuckery @Larryjamieson_ This is not a very good tweet

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@Larryjamieson_ @rmmshewpe298 @AussieFuckery Holy crap dude that's a totally epic reference

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@AussieFuckery @Larryjamieson_ You absolutely can do that. You're inventing a rule that does not exist

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@Ybot683196 @smith_johnxxxx @AusPoll6 Save the effort. There's no way you can get through to these idiots

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@super_splint @CharlieKell0 @TallBart Dril was good

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@CharlieKell0 @TallBart Its Tumblr humour with an edgy twitter veneer so people feel it's ok to laugh at

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Highway 61 Revisited might be the craziest name for a classic album but i don't even process it as individual words anymore

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@cuhiskh @Srirachachau McCartney, Springsteen and Dylan also just seem like normal ass old dudes