Avi Shekhtman

Tries to serve God; is a father and an obstacle to peace.

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Are you fucking joking?

[Caт 🐝 @CatShoshanna]

There has never been a Genocide or Famine in Gaza

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@Briankeating @Alibaba_Qwen Don't give them any ideas.

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@cosmopterix Jeez, we disagree on one little thing...

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@aelfred_D I feel there's some subtext or subculture here that's opaque to me.

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@cosmopterix It may not be the optimal solution, but it's an improvement over changing the clocks twice a year for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@bethanyshondark @DBashIdeas @NCSY @artscroll Wisdom

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@cosmopterix If the world is round, why does a ball ever stop rolling?

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@DBashIdeas Changed it up in Toronto with Pizza Cafe.

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@aelfred_D If only you could use your powers for good and not for evil.

[Punked Fakert @PunkedFakert]

the later someone walks into shul the larger the coffee is

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@PunkedFakert perfection

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@aelfred_D I thought it was funny enough unrebracketed.

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@truthandfiction Oh, the Battle of Stamford Bridge was technically just under a millennium ago, so the grudge is still totally reasonable.

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@karol Let's do coffee.

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@Israel Mamash the best falafel you'll ever have is not where you expect. Ben Yaakov on Shmuel Hanavi street in Jerusalem.

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@Gil_Hoffman I'm sure your next chapter will be the most exciting and successful yet!

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@Briankeating @grok https://t.co/PPPCd4naPI

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

TIL Albert Einstein really existed. I thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

TIL Albert Einstein really existed. I thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

[Avi Shekhtman @avi5732]

@karol As a fellow child immigrant from the Soviet Union, the fat-bald-Russian-guy-in-an-expensive-matching-sweatsuit will never not be funny.