Alex K

Arkansas boy, history & geography nerd, eating is my passion, political junkie. Hell Yeah. 🐗

[Alex K @awk85]

Think imma start a philosophy called Hell Yeah, where anything that happens to you that sucks you just say, “hell yeah.” Step in a cold ass deep puddle, “Hell Yeah,” Nothing going your way for the day, “Hell Yeah” etc.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Replace the word "layoff" with "buyout"

[Alex K @awk85]

Politics aside I’d like my leaders to have a modicum forethought

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿John Wakefield🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @JohnWakefieId]

The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:

[cyber 🗡️ @cyberlillycos]

absolute grail find at goodwill

[Samantha Josephine Stockings @HattersonFord]

Life imitates art.

[Alex K @awk85]

I get mildly annoyed at people who back into parking spots just in general but backing in and not backing all the way back, jutting out, and fucking the whole parking lot up gives me the strong urge to strangle

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

You are telling me that the company with the largest IPO this year earns majority of their data center revenue from the company with the second largest IPO this year

[Alex K @awk85]

I

[Andrew Crouch @AndrewC_AEI]

You guys gotta go to Saddam Hussein’s new Cheesecake Factory.

They’ve got great yellow cake

[Alex K @awk85]

I see your token black and I raise you a token black ASS

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

“I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss,” Trump says

[Brad @color_me_bradd]

This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.

[Alex K @awk85]

@PJalihal About the only thing I think TB might have on him is vertical but that might be it. I think Miikka has a more explosive first step, is lil quicker, more agile, has better handles(hand/eye). IMO that makes for an argument of a better overall athlete. Lotta season to find out

[Alex K @awk85]

imo more polished and dare I say more athletic than Brazile was when he came on board

[Alex K @awk85]

@ldollaz_ On a plane one time & the pilot comes on, does his spiel but he forgets to take the speaker off. He says to the co pilot “Hank I sure could use a cup of coffee and a blowjob right ab now” The flight attendant starts sprinting to the front and I yell “don’t forget the coffee!”

[Alex K @awk85]

I consider this arms and I’d like to bear it make it open source you cowards

[Praveen Kumar Verma @Alacritic_Super]

Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks.

By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time.

Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.

[Alex K @awk85]

@drugmonkeydan Dan said riot ehhh

Riot w sausages 🤔

[Alex K @awk85]

Every rioter worth his/her salt knows you can’t have a successful riot without some riot sausage

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

No one riots like the French.

[buxom and bald @BitchassChicken]

if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

KNOW THE NAME

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

"Now do George Soros"

Ok. Musk surpassed Soros' lifetime US campaign contributions in just 2 years

[Alex K @awk85]

@JeffMat05630064 There’s a lot of tape already bud

If you can handle a ball better you have better developed hand/eye skills than whoever you’re comparing

Also all yall seem to be comparing them now when my op was ab when they both came on board so comparing them when they joined the program

[Alex K @awk85]

@constans Why I’ve always liked the idea of a snap election

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Note that they don't really step on the gas until half way through this video. I say that because you're going to spend the first minute saying, "yeah, that's pretty fast" and then they step on it and it becomes terrifying