Blake Bergling

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

@garholaday You tie up Ethan in the basement so he can’t vote Harris?

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

You never realize how good your wife was this year for her birthday until she shows you all the gifts she bought for herself.

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

Can’t take the wife to a self pour beer wall. She thinks it’s like the gas pump and have to get an even number to tab out. Tried going home 3 beers ago. @hayley_pletcher @thefort

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

@garholaday I have some things I could sure say about you but I wouldn’t last long in the joint, way to good looking

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

Less than a month away I finally got some decent marriage advise.
“You don’t know true happiness until you get married, then it’s to late.”

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

@garholaday How do I block you?

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

@roesch_scott Need to find yourself a good rabbi. They are good at trimming things down. #TodaysTip

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

@garholaday You went to prom with the homecoming queen?

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

Not the only guy who knows how to take a girl from Sharon home.

[Grace Reinecker @Hammertime285]

I went for the half cheetah, half biker but whole lotta fun look.

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

@HillaryClinton We all know @HillaryClinton knows how to take care of her witnesses

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

Guy- “Mr. Yang we need your help coming up with a name for this new automobile brand.”

Yang- “When do you need it by?”

Guy-“Next Tuesday”

Yang - “Datsun ?”

Guy- “That’s perfect, Thanks!!”

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

My son: “Why are you away so much for work Daddy?”

Me: “Daddy has a very big deadline coming up for work.”

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

Ready to join the #Area51Raid with my fellow millennials. Plunging our way through one person at a time.

[Rep. Dan Crenshaw @RepDanCrenshaw]

$15 minimum wage is all the rage now. It’s a feel good policy, but does it actually do good?

Watch this to find out the truth about this policy.

#Heresthetruth

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

@TylerMartin2011 I’ll put one on the north and one on the south side so they can’t miss it

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

@homiero7 @dylpickle11 @iAm_DoWop @TheElijahStory @TrescientosBang @BebBahe @mcapo_15 Pretty fond of this squad🍻. Particularly around the holidays. God bless and merry Christmas!

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

@collinclark57 rents due!

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

“What do ribs and women have in common”
“6 hours of work for 2 mins of fun”
-@kargabright11

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

I feel sorry for the kids that grew up in the city, they never got to play the windmill game

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

@carpenterc29 @NWKSRadio Yea talk about a Shih Tzu. #woof

[Blake Bergling @baberg12]

While milk >>>> @HeathieDinkle