josh

i am happy human with endless optimism

[josh @baconpizza7]

Get your cat outta that damn stroller

[✿emoly✿ @emhstnd]

seeing your straight male friend comment "🔥" on a woman's instagram post is like seeing your dog hump a stranger's leg

[josh @baconpizza7]

FLY HIGH BIG PUSS🕊️

[romi tono @nthonyedwards]

Will always be remembered for the greatest follow up question of all time: "They're all bad defenders?"

[josh @baconpizza7]

@ChristopherHine You’ll be missed!!

[Chris Hine @ChristopherHine]

After 8 years covering the Timberwolves, I’m off to my next step — covering the 76ers for the @PhillyInquirer. What a dream opportunity this is, and I’m so excited to cover a memorable time for the 76ers in tandem alongside my friend, the awesome @ginamizell. (Cont…)

[j. @BronGotIt]

It’s 2026 and people still don’t know the context of why it got vetoed lmao

[josh @baconpizza7]

I think about barefoot shoes every day of my life

[Sam Stein @samstein]

@KatieMiller for clarity, you were communicating your pregnancy-covid fears in real time with Fauci because you were secretly keeping tabs on him/regarded him as an enemy?

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

Man. This was Klosterman's masterpiece

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

I didn’t miss a single Instagram story when Charlie Kirk died. I had never checked some of these people’s stories a day before or after, but that day, I just had to know what they were posting

[ak @arjunality]

you just need to know 3 “fuck why is it monday” and 4 “how is it friday already” jokes and you’re set for corporate

[Camryn @dancingofpens]

this graph from the AP stunned me into silence

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Amanda Karolkiewicz and her six children were found dead in their home after her husband Kristopher shot and killed them, before starting a fire and killing himself.

In 2024, she wrote about his infidelity and his other red flags on her Reddit account
https://t.co/8QnBtaY4YM

[Neet @neet_sol]

Sending emails at work? Like the thing Epstein did?

[Uncle Marky, CFA @BobbyClittJr]

No one:

Guy that owns a blackstone: I’ll make breakfast tomorrow

[Olivier Knox @OKnox]

errrrr, wut?

[Kalshi Hoops @KalshiHoops]

"The Wolves view DiVincenzo as an indispensable part of what they are building. He was off-limits in trade talks this summer," per @CharlieWaltonMN.

(Via @SInow)

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

(set of TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS")

ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him
POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The diagram they show on the news during the FBI standoff.