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[badgertoes @badgertoes]

“We’re not happy unless you’re not happy” #aircanada

[badgertoes @badgertoes]

@newton_crypto @Dr_Waddles_ @newton_crypto when will web withdrawals be reinstated?

[badgertoes @badgertoes]

@newton_crypto @Dr_Waddles_ When will crypto withdraws from the web be reinstated? It says it is temporary.

[badgertoes @badgertoes]

@newton_crypto @Dr_Waddles_ When will crypto withdraws from the web be reinstated? It says it is temporary.

[badgertoes @badgertoes]

@AirCanada get it together! Two hours to get through to someone at customer service.

[badgertoes @badgertoes]

@EscarpmentLabs hi guys and gals. Which Kveik strain would you recommend for an ESB ?

[Dune News Net @DuneNewsNet]

We finally got our first look at ⊃∪∩⪽. Couldn’t ask for more. Get ready for a sci-fi masterpiece this Winter.

[Richard Cleaver @Richardblackdog]

@jimeoin The boredom of being subject to self isolation.
(Day 5)
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base, eventually it gets sucked inside.
If you do this and know how to get it out, could you message me. Ta

[The Chaser @chaser]

BREAKING: Coronavirus response called off after 3% of scientists declare it not a threat #CoronaVirusUpdates

[Trevor Bedford @trvrb]

The team at the @seattleflustudy have sequenced the genome the #COVID19 community case reported yesterday from Snohomish County, WA, and have posted the sequence publicly to https://t.co/tbVb4MAGpy. There are some enormous implications here. 1/9

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

Why does π²≈g≈9.8 - the value of the gravitational acceleration near Earth's surface?

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

This question was asked by Toeplitz in 1911 and remains unsolved to this day

[Geoff Manaugh @geoffmanaugh]

Holy crap. Malware hidden in a strand of DNA hijacks the computer that analyzes that particular gene sequence. https://t.co/4BdKXzRsp8

[badgertoes @badgertoes]

@neldygermain @AngeloGeorgescu All that stuff and no wide angle lens?? Get it together man.

[badgertoes @badgertoes]

@AdamRutherford When animals don’t bite

[SCIREQ @SCIREQ]

@SCIREQ team spreading the Holiday Cheer...

[badgertoes @badgertoes]

@rickygervais Hope you don't mind, I started wearing black v-neck t-shirts too.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Transcript of Trump's speech to the CIA. Fuck me sideways, it's horrific. https://t.co/xeM3ESBHmG

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

Trump: We'll be doing a lot together over the next four years.
Le Pen: Oui. Oui.
Trump: *ejaculates* https://t.co/vIWNQpFoNT

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Trump announces taxpayers will actually pay for his wall.
And by taxpayers, he means all you losers who actually pay your taxes.