Bad Takes Bryan

Sometimes my bad takes are good.

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@Strangeland_Elf But don’t care? 🤷‍♂️

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@dangitdale66 @ASo1omons Is it built for a midget with long shins? Is that improper to ask?

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@sdeslav Not that much, but a little bit, I figure.

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If you go to Lowe’s and buy 17 utility knives at once, the likelihood you losing them all in the same night is slim to none. Non-zero chance. I suppose there’s still a chance.

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@sdeslav That’d require a new username and password, though.

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Maybe. Good talk.

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Is it super gay that I like “I Knew it, I Knew you,” by Taylor Swift?

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@varadmehta Hold on. You’re caring about other countries too much. Settle down.

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@MickeyBlowtorch How do they get through life with titties in their face all the time?

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We should all search @Shoeinthebox to see what he thought about Santana a few years ago.

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@slwlyfade2blk @eigenrobot Nobody uses brown sugar, here.

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@DavidT_Canucks Nope!

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I had the funniest thing happen, tonight. My kid told me about a song she liked, it eluded to sex. I told her that it’s kind of awkward for the subject to be shared with dad. She said most songs, nowadays are about sex (in a roundabout way). I told her I could share her one song title every day for the rest of my life that wasn’t about that topic.

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@JonnyMicro Have you considered settling down and smiling more?

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@unkonfined I don’t view my value regarding impressions or engagement.

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Don’t want to talk about it!

[O @Somethingabthat]

what are your thoughts on dr.pepper?

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@Junebagio @ExLibrisNemo It could use a little steel guitar to fill, to be fair.

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@Junebagio I’m not even sure what to think. @ExLibrisNemo might like that song.