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Xander Bilyk
@badxander
sexably sexable web comic
Minneapolis, MN
Joined September 2009
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Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 4 years ago
What if this whole time I thought Bettie White was the chick from Murder She Wrote? ๐ค
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 5 years ago
Do you pick your nose UNDER your mask or THROUGH your mask?
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 5 years ago
Omggggg I just grindr messaged someone and the word poppers autocorrected to poopers and now I have to kill myself
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 5 years ago
Where my influencers at?
Who to follow
Bear With Me Comedy Open Mic
@bearwithmemic
stand up open mic in new orleans every monday 7:30 pm sign up 8 pm show w/ hosts @_laurenmalara and @loudadanger
Vincent Zambon
@TheZambon
Comedian and producer of @ItsGoodComedy.
504Comedy
@504Comedy
Calendar of Stand-up, Improv, Sketch, and Storytelling comedy events in New Orleans. Special lists of Open Mics and Free shows! All shows independently produced
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 5 years ago
Why has no one started a national rumor that poppers kills coronavirus?
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 5 years ago
Changing my Grindr tribe to "Pleather Daddy"
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
almost 6 years ago
Before Dorothy stepped out, do you think one of the munchkins yelled, "someone parked a house here! Quick, everyone put on clothing!"
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
almost 6 years ago
Who decided the word "fudge" got to be a verb?
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
about 6 years ago
Positive spins: we've finally retired the phrase "living your best life"
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
about 6 years ago
I realize I'm officially a "daddy" cuz I had my first prostate exam. Next I might even get one done by a doctor..
badxander
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COMEDY BEAST
@ComedyBeastNOLA
about 7 years ago
TONIGHT ON BEAST! @LeftHannPath!
@ed20black
!
@happyblackchick
! @iheartdirtyjks!
@badxander
! & MORE! Hosted by
@TheZambon
& @MalloryNHead!
@Howlinwolfnola
| 8:30p | FREE + $2 ๐ฎโs and Miller High Life ๐บโs
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
about 7 years ago
You're a squirrel, you probably think this song is about trees, don't you?
badxander
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COMEDY BEAST
@ComedyBeastNOLA
about 8 years ago
TONIGHT! |
@coreymack1
@ashleighbcomedy
@animatedGeoff
@badxander
@BrunchwithAlex & MORE! Hosted by
@cyrusjcooper
&
@TheZambon
@Howlinwolfnola
| 8:30p | FREE $2 ๐ฎโs and $2 Miller High Life ๐บโs
badxander
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Lykke Li
@LykkeLi
about 8 years ago
MOTHER TO MOTHER TO MOTHER ๐๐น๐ Utopia is all my mother ever wanted for me and all I ever want for him. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! Miss u mamma. Film by Clara Cullen https://t.co/j8SrgEnQVX
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
about 8 years ago
ยท
New Orleans
The best word I've seen today on Words with Friends is 'PUSSY'. Can you come up with a better one? https://t.co/XipkCwiVrP
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 8 years ago
@LocalUproar
at Allways Lounge tonight at 8 pm, I'm going to talk about drugs, diapers, and dancing!
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 8 years ago
Just realized I had a bottle of bike lube sitting way too close to my bed
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 8 years ago
Come to The XX Comedy show 10:00 tonight, Mag's 940 Elysian Fields. Doooooit.
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 8 years ago
Iron your friend's dick and put a clementine up your butthole. TGI MONDAY!
Xander Bilyk
@badxander
over 8 years ago
The first dick I sucked was a Libra
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