Xander Bilyk

sexably sexable web comic

[Xander Bilyk @badxander]

What if this whole time I thought Bettie White was the chick from Murder She Wrote? 🤔

[Xander Bilyk @badxander]

Do you pick your nose UNDER your mask or THROUGH your mask?

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Omggggg I just grindr messaged someone and the word poppers autocorrected to poopers and now I have to kill myself

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Where my influencers at?

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Why has no one started a national rumor that poppers kills coronavirus?

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Changing my Grindr tribe to "Pleather Daddy"

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Before Dorothy stepped out, do you think one of the munchkins yelled, "someone parked a house here! Quick, everyone put on clothing!"

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Who decided the word "fudge" got to be a verb?

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Positive spins: we've finally retired the phrase "living your best life"

[Xander Bilyk @badxander]

I realize I'm officially a "daddy" cuz I had my first prostate exam. Next I might even get one done by a doctor..

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[Xander Bilyk @badxander]

You're a squirrel, you probably think this song is about trees, don't you?

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MOTHER TO MOTHER TO MOTHER 💔🌹💔
Utopia is all my mother ever wanted for me and all I ever want for him. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! Miss u mamma. Film by Clara Cullen https://t.co/j8SrgEnQVX

[Xander Bilyk @badxander]

The best word I've seen today on Words with Friends is 'PUSSY'. Can you come up with a better one?
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@LocalUproar at Allways Lounge tonight at 8 pm, I'm going to talk about drugs, diapers, and dancing!

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Just realized I had a bottle of bike lube sitting way too close to my bed

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Come to The XX Comedy show 10:00 tonight, Mag's 940 Elysian Fields. Doooooit.

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Iron your friend's dick and put a clementine up your butthole. TGI MONDAY!

[Xander Bilyk @badxander]

The first dick I sucked was a Libra