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Meme collector; so if I can't make her fall in love with me, at least I can make her laught

[eccedentesiast 🍉 @bagusjkk]

Kumpulan penggalan lirik lagu yang paling punya nyawa dalam lagu tersebut, yang akan/sudah dibuat sebagai #lyricspeak di ig

[Korban Ceklist Satu ༊ ⋆𐙚 ˚ @AnKiiim_]

"Terkuak! Iran sakit hati ke Prabowo, dua kali kecewa hingga dua kapal tanker pertamina ditahan di Selat Hormuz"

Yang muji² wowo gabung BOP kemaren mana mukanya, pen tak lempar 💩
Nyusahin doang kerjanya!

[🧚‍♀️🍉 Manifest @cuannyabanyak]

@tanyakanrl see?? pendidikan gratis emang sepenting itu jiirrrrr bisa ngangkat 1 kampung bukan 1 keluarga doanggg

[Abul Muzaffar Ambadinedjad @abulmuzaffar10]

Malaysia bisa nego ke Iran terus kapalnya boleh lewat.

Ya iyalah. Posisi mereka jelas menentang serangan Iran.

Komunikasinya juga lancar.

Sementara Indo, Presiden saja belum ketemu sama Dubes Iran.

Komunikasi juga ga langsung. Malah minta tolong JK sebagai penghubung.

Ucapan belasungkawa telat. Posisi juga setengah-setengah.

Makanya kapal Indo masih terjebak di selat hormuz. Sampai2 kita harus cari sumber minyak lain.

[Яizal do @afrkml]

Turun gunung juga akhirnya bajernya WKWK

[txtdrimedia @txtdrimedia]

kebiasaan pemerintah kita nih sering anggap enteng masalah di awal-awal

from this: to this:

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Went down the rabbit hole on this. A firefly spends up to two years underground as a larva, hunting slugs in the dirt. Then it crawls out, grows wings, and gets maybe three weeks as the glowing thing you remember from childhood. Three weeks to find a mate and reproduce. Then it's dead.

So when the tweet says "some scientist" warned we're the last generation to see them, that's real. A Belgian firefly researcher named Raphaël De Cock said it, and the clip blew up on TikTok. But I dug into the actual science, and the picture is weirder than the headline.

We know of about 2,200 firefly species worldwide. Scientists have studied fewer than 150 of them. That's less than 7%. Of the ones they looked at, about 14% are at risk of extinction. And here's the part that got me: we know so little about more than half the species we've found that scientists can't even tell if they're dying off. If those mystery species are disappearing at the same rate, 1 in 3 North American fireflies could be in trouble. We might be losing species nobody's even properly named yet.

A major 2024 study by Penn State, the University of Kentucky, and Bucknell examined 24,000 citizen surveys across the eastern U.S. The number one thing killing fireflies turned out to be weather and climate shifts. Their larvae need wet soil to survive those two years underground. Too dry, they die. Too flooded, they drown. The second biggest killer: artificial light. Night skies are getting about 10% brighter every year. A quarter of Earth's land is now lit up at night. And fireflies talk to each other with light. Their whole mating system runs on flashing patterns in the dark. Flood that with streetlights and porch lights, and the signal disappears.

This isn't abstract. In Hong Kong, one firefly species lived along 1.8 kilometers of a single hiking trail. Street lamps went up in 2018 and 2019. The population is gone. Critically Endangered now. In Delaware, the Bethany Beach firefly exists in a few tiny salt marshes, and coastal construction is eating them up.

But your common backyard lightning bug, the one called Photinus pyralis, is fine. Ben Pfeiffer, who runs Firefly Conservation and Research, said it straight: "We won't be the last generation to see fireflies." What's actually vanishing is the variety. The weird ones. The specialists. They get replaced by the one tough generalist that can survive anywhere.

One last thing that stuck with me. A firefly turns chemical energy into light at about 41% efficiency, with almost zero heat lost. Our best LEDs just recently hit about 40%. We spent decades of engineering to match what a beetle worked out 100 million years ago.

And we're blinding them with the lights we built to copy them.

[Zakki Amali @ZakkiAmali]

Enak ya ngomong gini setelah mudik pakai Gulfstream

[Sumatera Adil & Federal @indepenSumatera]

Mending ganti Admin aja sih? @Gerindra

[Angga PF @AnggaPutraF]

tahukah kamu MRT fase 2A dari Bundaran HI ke Jakarta Kota, biayanya kira2 25 T atau setara 25 hari MBG.

[MBG Jelek! @menuembegejelek]

Satu keluarga satu sarjana ❌

Satu keluarga satu pencuci ompreng ✅

[Lambe Saham @LambeSahamjja]

Temen gue cowok. Sebut aja Rama.
Dia ngerokok udah dari SMA. Bukan perokok berat tapi konsisten. Sebungkus bisa 3-4 hari. Kelihatannya kecil, tapi kalau dihitung sebulan? Lumayan juga.

Terus dia punya pacar. Dan pacarnya ini tipe yang natural banget paling pol makeupnya bedak sama lip balm. Nggak pernah minta apa-apa, nggak pernah nuntut dibeliin ini itu.

Justru itu yang bikin Rama kesambet.
Suatu hari dia ngitung-ngitung sendiri.
Uang rokok sebulan sekitar 150 sampai 200 ribu. Kecil memang. Tapi dikali 12 bulan? Hampir 2 juta lebih. Habis begitu aja. Dibakar. Literally dibakar.

Dan dia mikir "Duit segitu bisa buat beliin cewe gue skincare yang dia sendiri nggak pernah minta."
Bukan karena disuruh. Bukan karena ada perjanjian apapun.

Rama mutusin sendiri buat berenti ngerokok. Pelan-pelan. Mulai ngurangin sebatang demi sebatang. Dan uang yang biasanya kepake buat rokok dia simpen.
Sebulan pertama berat. Tangannya sering nggak ada kerjaan. Mulutnya pengen ngisep sesuatu. Tapi setiap kali pengen nyerah, dia inget ngapain dia lakuin ini.

Tiga bulan kemudian dia beliin cewenya skincare pertama.
Bukan yang mahal-mahal. Tapi dipilihin sendiri, riset sendiri, tanya-tanya sendiri mana yang cocok buat jenis kulit cewenya.

Cewenya nangis waktu nerima. Bukan karena barangnya. Tapi karena tau dari mana uangnya.
Dan ini yang bikin gue respect sama Rama
Dia nggak jadiin ini bahan drama. Nggak posting di mana-mana. Nggak minta pujian.

Dia cuma bilang ke gue waktu gue tanya kenapa tiba-tiba berenti ngerokok
"Gue mau ngasih sesuatu yang lebih berguna dari asap."
Di tengah banyaknya cerita cowok yang ngitung-ngitung pengorbanan dan minta balasan Rama cuma diem dan lakuin.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Jim Carrey forgot his lines during this scene and began improvising a song instead. Because both actors remained fully in character, the moment worked so well that the director decided to keep the spontaneous performance in the final cut.

[eccedentesiast 🍉 @bagusjkk]

@dntyk https://t.co/AqRAi9kZF2

[leona @sexieest]

HAHHH? demi Allah baru tau kalau harus dimatikan 😭😭

saya selama ini tiap masakan udah matang, kompornya selalu nyala sampai LPG meledak. baru dimatikan ketika rumah sudah gosong

[The Reds Indonesia @The_RedsIndo]

Pemerintahan yang bodohnya ke semua level. Diplomasi tidak bisa, empati tidak punya.

Even tetangga terdekat aja bisa diplomasi, negara ini lebih memilih cari negara lain. Presiden, Menlu, Menteri ESDM buruk semua.

Pemerintahan terburuk dalam sejarah bangsa Indonesia.

[HinduGL @GlHindu]

Di bidang astronomi, jarak yg sangat jauh diukur dgn satuan “tahun cahaya”

Di Indonesia ada satuan baru dlm perhitungan harga/biaya yg sangat mahal, yaitu “hari MBG”

* Anggaran beasiswa LPDP: 5 hari MBG
* Subsidi BPJS Kes: 40 hari MBG
* Biaya pembangunan Whoosh: 94 hari MBG

😁

[ann @anhtiss]

"Uang kita ada"

Tapi kalo guru minta naik gaji pokok dan sekolah minta perbaikan sarpras, tetiba uangnya gak ada

[eccedentesiast 🍉 @bagusjkk]

@17817itadakimas @Xbacottetangga kolamnya emang udah dikuras buat nyari jasadnya