bailey

[YSL STANDARDS @YSLstandards]

life is all about balance

[Tyler ✌️ @TylerKing1367]

JD Vance: The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check.

So you agree? You were lying?

[Maria @mlstrat]

at my big age i should know better than to ask a man two questions in an email when i need both of them answered

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Absolutely fucking crushed it on teams today lads

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[best of little women @bestlittlewomen]

BREAKING NEWS: Little Women (2019) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

[Lex 🪆 @lexspicelatte]

i would have been soooo good at being a peasant

[Andrew Strauss @straussanator]

me drunk in the back of an uber

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Feb 2005: Walz filed to run for congress
May 2005: Walz filed retirement docs
July 2005: Orders to deploy came in

Time is linear, weirdo.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

I love my black job 🖤

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

me watching the gymnastics women's all around finals, knowing how suni lee and simone biles overcame illness and mental health issues:

[⋆˙⟡ ash | lost tour vancouver 🛸 @swiftie1ncanada]

HELPHELP ITS COMING

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

Biden’s note is so powerful

[remand chic @our_jesse]

The bedroom ibuprofen became the kitchen ibuprofen and now that’s gone I’ve got to get the car ibuprofen because I can’t find the handbag ibuprofen

[mariana @pastapilled]

why didn’t carrie’s friends just kill big

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Jo: I’m going to be a famous writer

Amy: I’m going to be an artist

Meg: I’m going to be a wife

Beth:

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

*Everybody at war*
meanwhile Daemon in his nightmares at Harrenhal:
#HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

I wanna underage drink in there so badly