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"I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense... I had no idea what to do." -Michael Scott

[B. @BaileyNielson]

You know those little Disney Myths like...Johnny Depp will dress up as Jack Sparrow and sit in the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride? Well...

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Do you think they’re playing Never Have I Ever in the submarine rn

[angela 🤍 pjo era @astrolst]

me patiently waiting for netflix to announce wednesday season 2 #wednesdaynetflix

[B. @BaileyNielson]

I knew it looked familiar.

[Rachele Friedland @Rachele_F]

Kinda messed up people don’t wanna do things exactly how i like them done

[sam sims @ssam_simss]

Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

sirens blaring like the ones at the beginning of fergie’s london bridge i reckon

[m @hellvwng]

philosopher’s stone is a christmas movie, chamber of secrets & prisoner of azkaban are halloween movies, goblet of fire is a summer movie, order of the phoenix is a summer coming of age movie, half blood prince is a friday night movie, & deathly hallows are saturday night movies.

[٠࣪⭑ a ٠ @discokisser]

did the queen die thinking harry styles spit on chris pine

[pj @pjayevans]

Standing outside buckingham palace With my portable speaker blasting see you again by Wiz khalifa

[B. @BaileyNielson]

I’ll take “things I didn’t think I’d have to worry about for 100” 😭

[BriAnne 🌸💕 @brihindthescene]

just saw a tiktok of a girl who’s been dating her bf for 6 years, they’re both adopted and that’s how they connected. theyve done everything someone who’s been dating for 6 years would do…

she got them the 23 and me tests and found out her bf of 6 years is her full brother

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

“it’s not me it’s my hormones” - me the week before, during and after my period

[brent @murrman5]

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before?
me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office

[adhd-angsty @AdhdAngsty]

The ADHD urge to quit your job as soon as you've mastered it and built a good reputation because it's no longer sparkly and you know it's only a matter of time before you get bored

[B. @BaileyNielson]

Just wanted to let y’all know I got my GPA up to a 3.2 made it into my masters program and graduated with a 4.0.

[B. @BaileyNielson]

Had a casual breakdown bc I realized the masters program I want into requires a 3.0 gpa and I’ve been living that “C’s get degrees” life.

[pj @pjayevans]

95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a Kohl’s down there

[caroline @kewlwick]

"my favorite season is summer" we get it, your thighs don't touch, congratulations

[B. @BaileyNielson]

@hannahlklein *Texas

[m @hellvwng]

tired of draco pestering her during his house arrest (“granger, i’m bored!”), hermione buys him a book of muggle fairy tales and poems because he is, after all, a fucking child.

not one to be one-upped, draco reads it in its entirety and begins to critique the works to hermione.