Bailey Durham

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent

[Ruzy.hl @0xRuzy]

Caleb Hammer schooled a guest on how taxes work in America, explaining that the U.S. has one of the most progressive tax systems.

Caleb: Question, what percent does the top 1% pay in federal income taxes?

Guest: None.

(Brief silence)

Caleb: Think it's about 40 to 50 percent? No, I think it's about... I believe it's about 35%. Then the top 10% pays 50 to 60%. Top 50% pays 99%. The bottom 50% of earners only pay 1%. Did you know we actually have the most progressive income tax system in the entire Western world? Did you know that?

Guest: I did not.

Caleb: Oh, we do. Of course you didn't know that. Why know anything before having an opinion? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Bailey Durham @baileyqdurham]

My favorite kind of propaganda

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

We tried to tell y'all. 🇺🇸

America is SO back.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This will go down as the greatest 2026 World Cup interview

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.

More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸

[Blessed Trinity Track & Field @BTTitansTrack]

Evan takes🥈in the 800 Meter Run at STATE!

[Blessed Trinity Track & Field @BTTitansTrack]

A new record is going on the board!

[First Lady Melania Trump @FLOTUS]

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America.

People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate.

A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him.

Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Possibly the best unboxing video on the internet

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home

The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[anthony @herbertshypeman]

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT DINNER?
#youtubedown

[Elorm Daniel @elormkdaniel]

With Apple Pay, your real card number never really leaves your device. When you add your card, the bank creates a special replacement number called a Device Account Number (DAN). That DAN is stored securely inside the phone’s Secure Enclave chip, not on Apple’s servers. When you pay, your phone sends this DAN plus a one-time cryptographic code to the merchant. The merchant never sees your real card, and Apple doesn’t process the transaction itself. It’s basically: phone → bank → done. Everything sensitive stays on the device.

With Google Pay, the idea is similar but the path is different. Instead of storing everything only on the device chip, Google often uses cloud tokenization. Your card info is linked to Google’s servers, which generate payment tokens during transactions. When you tap to pay, a token is fetched/created and sent to the merchant, then validated by the bank. So it’s more like: phone → Google server → bank. Still secure, but it relies more on the cloud.

So both systems hide your real card number. Apple leans more toward hardware-based security (on-device chip), while Google leans more toward server/cloud-based token management.

In simple terms:
Apple Pay locks your card inside your phone.
Google Pay locks your card behind Google’s servers.

Either way, the shop never gets your real card details; which is why mobile payments are often safer than swiping your physical card.

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

I went back to Ibiza

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

This perfectly describes the liberal of today. I would love to hear some thoughts on this.

[Craig @TheLawyerCraig]

Grew up in a single-wide trailer. Military brat. Then rural. First to go to college (public in-state). Decade in Air Force. Then semi-fancy law school and law practice. Married a fancy Chicago girl with fancy friends.

I say all that only to note that I’ve been close to, and friends with, all types of folks in all walks of life.

This particular breed of smug, pseudo-intellectual, credential-glazing muppet is by far my least favorite.

(🎥: @Julio_Rosas11)

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 After my last video exposing over $110 Million in fraud Tim Walz dropped his run for reelection and multiple federal investigations were launched to stop fraud across the country. In this 51 minute video David and I expose another $16 Million in fraud as Minnesota welfare programs continue to operate fraudulently and steal from law-abiding taxpayers,

Like it and share it around everywhere! Accountability and the law must come for the fraudsters and corrupt politicians who have let this happen.

The fraud must end.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time

[Bailey Durham @baileyqdurham]

Typical #Siri experience on iPhone

@Apple @tim_cook

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

LET'S GO BUFFALO‼️

@MandT_Bank | #BillsMafia