Zeke

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@C_Spomer @DNVR_Rockies Imma be so mad when they rehire Clint Hurdle

[Zeke @bandito5280]

I understand that I'm not super funny.
However, think an @SNL skit where #LuigiMangione was on @PriceIsRight would KILL.
(No Pun Intended)

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@MARCROBER i know I'm way behind the ball.

I just saw your Hot Ones episode.

My mom is immune to capsaicin. She has done the 1 chip challenge, been pepper sprayed, and eaten a Carolina reaper without a problem.

Do you think it would be fun to have you meet her and test it?

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@avsstats He's not!?

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@DrewJDemo @DNVR_Rockies Party deck? They're way past that. Dick is making way more money off the hotel and restaurants in the square.

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@AmericaPapaBear @TheBlakeElliott @LeadingReport The fear I have is if it's the same penalty as murder, what's to stop them from committing murder? No witness, no jail. It may cause the murder rate to go up.

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@Sealoseal @DNVR_Rudo Our story has been 1st 20 meh, the last 40 has been baller. But we need to play 60 minutes hard

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@DNVR_Rudo They win this game 8/10 times in the regular season. But it's the playoffs. They'll figure it out

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@blakestbanter I can think of one big Monfort sized reason

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@avrilanche Patrick Bordeleau

[Zeke @bandito5280]

Anyone remember that one time @UberEats customer support hung up on me tonight? I sure do.

#CustomerService #delivery #ubereats #Uber

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@DrewCreasman I draw a lot of parallel from Nathan MacKinnon. Focusing their energy on trying to perfect their game. The difference is that MacKinnon has Landeskog to take that leadership role

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@itsbbya Not as cute as me

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@groundhogmama2 @DNVR_Rockies

[Kar @oohDB4lalaL]

shhhht if the broncos win tnf I’m posting a n00d 📸🧡💙

😂🤣 #broncoscountry

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@AirbnbHelp This is what I need help with!

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@AirbnbHelp haaaalp, I need you!

And tge guy I talked to sounds like he lives in a tunnel with a toddler

[Zeke @bandito5280]

@theoldgrzlybear https://t.co/oYLTPaadXS

WE ARE COMPETITIVE