phil

coined the word bevo (cool way to say beverage)

[phil @bark_sampson]

they said they’re doing stuff to us in a lab later. like experiments or something

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

what she asked of me at the end of the day clavicular would have blushed

[phil @bark_sampson]

is he amenable to having sexual experiences

[Weave Robotics @weaverobotics]

Today, we’re launching our home robot Isaac 1.

Isaac 1 deliveries will begin this fall.

Order yours below.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[Millennial Moron @Mill_Moron]

X wins as fin exec nixed after nicked Knicks bin sin

[phil @bark_sampson]

it's drinks up now (white monster)

[phil @bark_sampson]

summer is that special time of the year where you have to have an annoying machine in your house go ERRRRRRRRNRNNNNNNRRNRN all day in order to be less uncomfortable

[phil @bark_sampson]

so many tweets on here are so negative please consider getting on an ssri

[phil @bark_sampson]

@ruthkanda4ever i’m not sure there’s anything left to say

[phil @bark_sampson]

has the subway takes guy ever 75% disagreed with someone

[ciaran @statechxmps]

JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this 👀

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

In the ruins of the former American Empire, while travelling on dark routes, you may find yourself in the presence of an entity known only as "The bunny of the swarming bugs" or more commonly, "The Wabbit." He is said to be a long forgotten trickster god. Never quarrel with Him.

[phil @bark_sampson]

living above a chipotle must smell so crazy

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

There's a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe. That's without a doubt the coolest name I've ever heard for an animal

[phil @bark_sampson]

is there UFO trade ?

[phil @bark_sampson]

do aliens have pussy and penis?

[phil @bark_sampson]

lube out, hole clean. ready to visit aliens dot gov

[phil @bark_sampson]

that would be kinda cool ngl… 😎

[lisa @luoser]

Imagine growing up in the Flatiron Building

[VICA @powerbottoming]

She was at the Met Gala as a guest of the brand wearing a custom couture reinterpretation of her viral opening look like a year into her modeling career. What about that seems to warrant backlash?

[phil @bark_sampson]

battery park city is the vibeyest neighborhood in new york. everyone here is so cracked and goated. if you’re a founder you need to be batteryparkcitymaxxing

[allypally @allypallyxcx]

oh my god??