marcus

more life

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

These kids got dragons and started acting like Georgia recruits with a hellcat

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

I don’t want to die from cancer I want to die in a gun fight

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

they should put proximity chat in cars

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga on the bus eating a fish filet sandwich I'm trying to kill him with my mind

[audrey @phlegmme]

Roast battling a guy with no arms and a colostomy bag and a peg leg but I don’t mention any of that stuff and just keep calling him gay

[Groby @groby5000000]

Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"

[erika @yeeeerika]

10 things owning a lava lamp taught me about leadership

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

timothee chalamet looks so happy. i should enter a relationship with a billionaire supermodel with a fat ass

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

He just like me

[gex @severalbird]

when the weather is good we should celebrate the weather man and carry him around on our shoulders like a hero, but when the weather is bad well…we should beat his ass and kill him

[acl 🇨🇦🇧🇷 @elon_acl]

hearing new dogshit from this album will always surprise me i've literally never listened to this album in my life

[jake @wormpuller]

I got frogs in atlanta

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

at my wedding i want to be on an atv the whole time even the parts where I shouldn’t be

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[Honest Jiri @HonestJiri]

Seeing people your age fighting for a ufc title

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

who up under false pretenses

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

I'm glad you asked. One thing that sets me apart from the other candidates for this position is that I am honor bound to the warrior code of Bushidō,

[Mr. Birthday @chasedbywasps]

I'm more powerful than you now. due to the amulet

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

anything i do when im drunk is ai