ligma baughsack

Oh long johnson county. Veteran.

[ligma baughsack @Baugh18]

Your MCM spent the entire semester telling himself that “you can always re-take a class, but you can’t relive a party” and is now in the library high on adderall, wearing a visor and his fraternity’s latest fund raiser t-shirt. He will take rhetoric for the 3rd time next semester

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in flaccid to work

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

how i feel when someone’s showing me a video that’s not even funny and lasts more than 2 minutes

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When work cooked you SO BAD you get home and just sit like this for a while

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

his eyes were dr pepper brown

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

Red is your Israel-owned politicians currently in power.

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

How fat you gotta be to Honk in a drive thru

[‏ً @ewedunega]

younger me thinking i found a full movie on YT but it’s just a single image on the screen for 3 hours

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

The “Kamala will send your sons to war” crowd lookin particularly stupid as fuck at the moment tbh

[Monie | Chilling With Monie.🌹 @chillwithmonie]

Send all them ICE agents, first! Since they so bad ass.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Remember who you are fighting for

[Evan Lazarus @elazie_]

Went on a date… Were the date never showed up. So I pretended to never have left the bar.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Exactly the same fucking vibe.