Shari Harrison

Real men don't date the most beautiful girl in the world. They date the girl who makes their world the most beautiful.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

Don't f*ck with someone else relationship just cause you can't stay in one.

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

Loyal women deserve the best!

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

I am on a 30-day diet. So far I have lost 10 days.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

If you dont know shit, dont say shit.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

My level of maturity changes depending on who I'm around.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

"Omg! You have grown so much! I remember you when you were just a baby!" "Who are you?.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

Don't call my phone and ask "Who is this" . . you called ME

[Annie Griffiths @kemaneva_mr]

That awkward moment when one twin calls the other twin ugly.

[Marianne Macomber @balatkina74]

How to Save the World: 1) Make a document titled "The World". 2) Save it.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

You claim you're a bad bitch but you have no house, no car, no job? You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, bitch.

[Linda Workman @95Shevtsov]

I really hate when friends change just because they met new people.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

Less love, more sex, no calls, just texts, new boo, no ex, more sleep, no stress.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

I would go through many things for you. Let's start with your bank account.

[Sara Noe @96_vakalov]

Im not ignoring your calls, my ringtone is just that awesome.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

Pretending to care about a teachers personal life, to waste time in class.

[Chasidy Chapman @misautovi]

You can't control your emotions but you can control your actions, so always think before you act.

[Heather Nelson @KorzhinPolikarp]

I hear everything, i just choose not to say anything.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. Work is the jail.

[Nell Sanchez @ArzamasovaMaya]

On the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.