groyperiouslyobese

Big beautiful women and LVT will set us free 🦅🦅

[groyperiouslyobese @beanboy327]

Hawk Tuah

[groyperiouslyobese @beanboy327]

@number_pizza111 To be fair, this is true with car loans and taxes so Americans just believe it extends to all debts.

[groyperiouslyobese @beanboy327]

@signulll Banning dogs in multi family buildings would achieve this

[illegalpiggo @illegalpiggo]

@Chudfish14921 while yall were failing nutella tricks class i was busy acing fillipino spaghetti class

[groyperiouslyobese @beanboy327]

@number_pizza111 Calling things Reddit has become so common that it has become more tired and repetitive than Reddit itself

[Kalshi Hoops @KalshiHoops]

Playoff Points as a Knick:

649 — OG Anunoby
589 — Carmelo Anthony

[groyperiouslyobese @beanboy327]

@number_pizza111 The chart doesn't even have any gigahons or gigapooners, how am I supposed to read it

[groyperiouslyobese @beanboy327]

@wylfcen It's moonman not moonwoman

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

"White people shouldn't sit on the stoop in Bed-Stuy" sounds batshit crazy if you think of New York as a place where people live, but to hipster transplants it's an urban amusement park and that's like Aladdin walking around Space Mountain.

[El alma torturada de charlie kirk @bajatxnsion]

La anecdota familiar, el auto-orientalismo diasporico, el misticismo delirante. Dios mio, hasta metio palabras en español sin razon

[LeafyWasHere @Foiblaet]

if a fetish is scary (violence, age play) its all women and if its stupid (deviantart shit) its all male

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

a great test of "would you have been chill with owning slaves, if you'd been born into a slave-owning family" is whether or not you're vegetarian today

[Morgan_of_the_Maxilla @KeepJiujitsuGay]

Myethnicity has such a unique view of gender and sexuality, we hate when men are feminine receivers and think gay rape is okay!

Foreigners just wouldn't get it

[groyperiouslyobese @beanboy327]

@TrueSlazac Unironically Iran

[groyperiouslyobese @beanboy327]

@number_pizza111 Oh yeah, sometimes your husbands concubines teenage son is also there too

[groyperiouslyobese @beanboy327]

@number_pizza111 It could be worse, you could be Lindy West paying the mortgage so your unemployed artist husband and his hotter younger also unemployed artist girlfriend can cohabitate together

[groyperiouslyobese @beanboy327]

@moekaboobs

[(Gay) Signal @NopeSignal]

Movie critic (evil chud): “Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked is not very good. 1 out of 4”

AlvinLover98: “THE MEDIA DO NOT WANT YOU TO WATCH THIS MOVIE. CRITICS HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITIES OF ALVIN & THE CHIMPMUNKS. MUNK HEADS WILL BE SILENCED NO MORE”

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

@mattyglesias @razibkhan Most Americans are relatively accepting of gay marriage and abortion.

Most Americans are not so convinced about the transgender issue.