BEARDYBOYZ

Suspiciously hairy attention seekers.

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Introducing, the McPope
#Pope

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@askdepop my last few sales haven’t generated shipping QR codes. I typically receive an email from Evri… nothing in my spam either

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@dervnewbold We're at a naughty little shop called Truant. We'll have to go for a pint and tell you all about it. x

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Missed my annual @GoDaddy domain payment and now they're asking £2,300 for it... #dotcomspiracy - This wreaks of misconduct. Feels like my landlord just upped the rent 19,082 %

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Miss L Toe would be a great Christmas drag queen name... #DragRace

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@adidas actually stands for 'all day I dream about sexism' #PayFair

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Hey @adidas, you sponsor the #WomensEuros2022. But for every Euro a man earns at your company, a woman earns just 86 cents. Isn’t it time to close the #genderpaygap and #PayFair? https://t.co/Nb2h4N93mJ

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@tiktok_uk thought you were cool. #PayFair #Truant

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Hey @tiktok_us, you sponsor the #WomensEuros2022. But for every Euro a man earns at your company, a woman earns just 70 cents. Isn’t it time to close the #genderpaygap and #PayFair? https://t.co/Nb2h4N93mJ

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LinkedIn too. Ouch. #PayFair #Truant

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Hey @linkedin, you sponsor the #WomensEuros2022. But for every Euro a man earns at your company, a woman earns just 80 cents. Isn’t it time to close the #genderpaygap and #PayFair? https://t.co/Nb2h4N93mJ

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What's up with that @UKVolkswagen #PayFair #Truant

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Hey @volkswagen @vw, you sponsor the #WomensEuros2022. But for every Euro a man earns at your company, a woman earns just 85 cents. Isn’t it time to close the #genderpaygap and #PayFair? https://t.co/Nb2h4N93mJ

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@bookingcom just got busted. #Truant

[Talented Ladies Club @TalentedLadies]

Hey @Bookingcom, you sponsor the #WomensEuros2022. But for every Euro a man earns at your company, a woman earns just 58 cents. Isn’t it time to close the #genderpaygap and #PayFair? https://t.co/Nb2h4N93mJ

[Talented Ladies Club @TalentedLadies]

Hey @Bookingcom, you sponsor the #WomensEuros2022. But for every Euro a man earns at your company, a woman earns just 58 cents. Isn’t it time to close the #genderpaygap and #PayFair? https://t.co/Nb2h4N93mJ

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My toast just fell butter-side down onto a plate of jam.

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@boiouse1 @Daniels Happy for you brother ❤️

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@Daniels you guys rocked our socks off last night. Still speechless. Big ups to @rizwanahmed who somehow mustered up the noodles to ask you some questions. Your film really is everything, everywhere all at once. Love ya x

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Pears look a lot like apples.

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@PapaJohnsUK I did but they sadly just said they had changed shifts, so there’s nothing they can do…

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Hey @PapaJohnsUK, you forgot my BBQ drizzle last night… :(

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@TfL @SadiqKhan How do TFL come up with fine prices? Do you think £65 is fair, knowing an average weekly food shop is £40? Deterrent? More like profiteering.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @samuelgardgren 🎂