Mike Johnson

Better to be a wolf of Odin, than a lamb of God.
4 Cats, 3 kids, 1 Wife and one epic beard.
Richmond 'til I die!

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@Evri_DeliveryUK URGENT 🚨 I had a fake & misleading company called @Evri_DeliveryUK masquerading as a legitimate courier. I'm not sure how they're intercepting people's parcels, but they hold it hostage for weeks claiming "it's on its way" before eventually losing it. Be careful out there folks!

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

That awful feeling of your soul leaving your body when you receive a tracking number from a company and realise they've couriered via @Evri_DeliveryUK 💀⚰️
#RIP #EVRICHANCEITAINTGETTINGDELIVERED

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@Argos_Online
Is this amount of labelling really necessary?
Totally ruins the gifting/unboxing experience.

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@windscribe offered me 15GB of free VPN data for shamelessly whoring their service in this tweet.
Bargain 👍

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

Alright @AldiUK I've waited long enough. It's about time you stopped messing about and released Turbo ice cream in a tub.
Don't make me come over there!
A tub of Turbo. Are we clear? Good. Crack on then.

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@BeEV_Charging 2 months ago I paid £8.95 for 16kWh of charge.
Yesterday on the same charger I paid £13.57 for 16kWh of charge.
How exactly is this encouraging me to continue being a member? Your prices fluctuate wildly in the same location.

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@ThreeUKSupport How has this ended up being pushed back by a month?

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@ThreeUKSupport I upgraded to iPhone 15plus 128gb yellow on 25th September. Delivery date quoted was 8th Oct. No news yet. Any idea when these will be shipped out?

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@TechSpurtVideo Congratulations mate. Well deserved.
I still remember those first Tech Spurt videos sat on your couch after leaving Recombu. I've mad a few purchases like the Creative Outlier Gold based on your reviews too.

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@virginmedia 2nd day of no internet.
Apparently @virginmedia "knows what the problem is" nothing about when the problem will be fixed or how I'll be compensated for the days without service.
#absoluteclowns

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

Surprise! @virginmedia shits the bed again!
Paying for a Gig1 connection and have been averaging 2Mbps all day & now offline completely. What a fucking joke.
How about Investing some money back into the network instead of shareholders pockets?

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport
If you're going to force me to jump through hoops of re-registering my existing account, just so I can experience your "Amazing new app" then you should at least have the decency to provide an app that works. I've seen better from a 2yo with crayons.

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@official_bottom No wonder your gas bill's so high!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

No, Mr Bread Knife, you don’t need a wash, for I will just brush you with my fingers and place you back in the block.

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@BottomStuff Ooooohhh I'm gonna die!

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

Getting up 1hr 15mins early on a Monday so I can drop my eldest off at work 😴😩
Realising @CostaCoffee opens at 06:30 🙌🥹
God bless you early-shift barista 🌟

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@InstaVoltUK @McDonalds
So do you actually ever enforce this non-electric penalty charge?
Charge point Wigan2 ICE'd again for 30 mins someone sat eating food whilst other spaces were available.

[The Beatles Earth @BeatlesEarth]

Happy 80th birthday, George Harrison ❤️

[George Harrison @GeorgeHarrison]

We love you, George.

[Mike Johnson @beardylonghair]

@official_bottom Eddie!
You killed him!